I hate how many times I’ve looked at the GOP frontrunners and thought “can we get Mitt Romney back?” I didn’t agree with him on much, because I’m a liberal and he’s conservative, but he looks so damn good compared to everyone still running on the Republican side.

Her waist is 30 inches so Tiegs really does not know what she is talking about. Generally your waist is your smallest point. Clothes measure bust, waist, hips, typically from largest, to smallest, to largest point to find your personal body angle.

Are we sure her waist isn’t 35 inches or less anyways? I googled and sources say less than. I don’t know how accurate that is, but point being that being plus-size in the fashion world does not necessarily place one’s waist line above Dr. Oz’s magic number.

Man... she dislikes fat people so much, even her cigarettes are slim!

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

I don’t think so? I mean, I don’t really understand why she would not want press, since the point of protests is to give attention to causes.

I vote for kissing.

I have never been less sexually attracted to a group of males in my life, and I’ve been to a ghost hunters expo.

It’s a very childish interpretation of god, no? If only she could see how infantilized she sounds, both in dealing with her sexuality and her idea of what god cares about. Sex is not candy before lunch, lady. And god is not your mom.

She was obviously talking about this Ted Cruz cheese board you can get from Zazzle.

Right? This shouldn’t read “Meryl Streep Addresses Controversy” it should say “Correction: Meryl Streep Didn’t Defend All-White Jury”

I don’t know how much blame Jezebel gets here, at some point you should be able to trust the AP of all sources not to screw up a quote.

I saw the preview for this at the theater a couple of months ago and it was distracting, really distracting, how white the cast is. Like make me angry distracting. No black people, no Arab people, it is seriously white. This is not how Egyptian Gods look, damn it!

Question: How does become become a former KKK Grand Wizard? Does one step down in order to pursue hobbies and spend more time hating blacks and Jews with one’s family? Does one retain the emeritus title? Inquiring minds...

Can’t wait til after the election and somebody does a Hitler Finds Out Trump Wasn’t Elected President video.

This is a little terrifying to me. I use baby powder every day under my arms and yes, I sprinkle a little on the general groin region. The hubs is also a fan of sprinkling a little on his nethers. I don’t know if I should stop or not!

My mom has done this forever, and has tried unsuccessfully to convert me to the practice. Now I’m really glad I never took up the habit.

Same here. I kept thinking, c’mon Jezebel, explain what you mean by “hygienic” there. Also, YES to the amazing Anya reference. What’s with all the carrots/what do they need such good eyesight for anywaaaay...

why did they put talc on them anyway??

I’m not sure about On the ladybits, it gets clumpy with moisture, doesn’t it? I’m thinking it should not be in that area, but maybe thighs that get friction? A marathon active friend (male) used it before running.