Nor I. Except for a fungal infection (on the skin) or the like.

Was highly confused by this, but now your comment sheds some light, and I think I understand.

Mr Oldfogeybadger is very fond of what I like to call his ball powder (GoldBond medicated powder or something similar). I hate the smell and I hate breathing talc, so I’ve been pushing him to use corn starch based ones. I may have to tell him about this and make unsubstantiated hints that what’s good for the goose is…

I imagine you saying this in an old carnival announcer voice....and I love it.

VARIETY PACK

more like the *THEOCRATIC BLOWHARD MINORITY*
(that own a fucking HUGE broadcasting corporation).

no better way to distort reality and perception than THAT.

He is all of the GOP “ideals” wrapped up in one: Anti-immigration, anti-Muslim, anti-women and anti-intellectual. The GOP talking heads should be embracing him, instead they are doing everything to distance themselves from the guy. They created this shit, have been embracing and ramping up this way of thinking for 15…

I’ve been saying for a while that Trump is Fox New’s Frankenstein monster turning against his creator and wrecking the place. Good! Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh have it coming for radicalizing their listeners.

Could one of the time travelers who are going back to the early 1900s to kill Hitler, make a pit stop at 2016?

This is so fucked. Anyone else kind of jealous of all the high school students who get to enjoy this really entertaining chapter in their history books one day? Unless history books get banned or something. Anything is possible now.

THE SILENT MAJORITY??

This is like when you watch the scary movie alone at night cause you’re a badass and don’t take shit but then later you turn on ALL the lights to go to the bathroom.

Why is his face that color? Seriously, why?

I’d just like to say, for the people who want to come in and blurt out crap about how Dr. Luke might be getting thrown under the bus and really is totally good guy- in the real world, if someone is sticking to her story about abuse for year after year after year, to the extent of putting money and lawyer time behind…

“We come from two different worlds” which I actually used to break up with my high school football defenseman boyfriend. I had been a nobody in our class until suddenly of of the most popular guys in school decided he liked me. I was a quiet nobody and I liked it that way. I just couldn’t feel comfortable in his…

I left this in a new thread, but it really belongs here:

My last ex cheated on me with countless Craigslist Casual Encounter strangers, most at least 15 years older than he and I. On Father’s Day, I kicked him out of the house when he came home from getting fucked by a 50 year old stranger. My ex worked at a bakery at the time (a job I got for him) and came home with some…

I really like that first cake because I could eat a bunch of it and be left with “I think I love you” which would be nice.

Kathryn Hahn Gif Party!! You’re all invited!!