I love this! It reminds me of the crazy club kid looks from the ‘90s, only it’s better than a lot of those were. What fun to wear out for a night of dancing!

In an absolute monarchy? Not so much.

You are one of the best things on Jezebel. Never change, Adultosaur.

I know some of the reasons why, but agree with you. And why black of all colors - black absorbs heat as opposed to reflecting it - it almost seems like an additional eff you to have women baking in their individual dutch ovens every time they dare to go outside.

I know I should join everyone in rejoicing and being chipper. But...I just can’t with Saudi Arabia. And they’re the allies of the US and the Western World.

Is THIS what they mean when they say “Speak American?”

I’m guessing hoomskulz explains the spelling, grammar and still buying into his sins killed Jesus, but at least he’s not entirely skullfucked by it. He’s not quite up to wanting his nieces and nephews away from an admitted child milestone yet though; just away from an adulterer.

Without her parents and her church backing her, there’s no way she’ll leave him. From what I know about the Quiverfull movement, the only person she’ll obey besides her husband is her father or the head of her church (who seem to oftentimes be the same person, since a single family is essentially a goddamn…

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

Nope, but now that you’ve said it, I feel dumb for not having thought of it on my own.

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YES I DEFINITELY KNEW THAT AND DIDN’T JUST LEARN THIS RIGHT NOW READING THIS COMMENT

Wait. So all this time Rita Ora has been a real person? I thought she was just an extended Dirt Bag joke.

rwdyanfn? hmmmm. IT MUST MEAN SOMETHING.

I just spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why the “O”, the “D,” and the”U” were a different color.

I’m all for “bruh-burning”. Going “bruh-less”?

Those signs were written in the bronian language. They actually translate into English to read as follows;

U G L Y, you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, yeah yeah, you ugly!