Who is the absolute moron who would get upset to see a woman feeding her baby to the point of speaking out against it? I mean it, who are these people? I've never met one. What is their background? Who is that deeply weird and disconnected from our mammalian existence? What education and religion and upbringing does…

I love that not only did he apologize to her for having to deal with that woman's bullshit, he did the humane thing and gave the new mom more caffeine. That dude needs a raise.

I have many men in my life who I love and think highly of, but isn't it time we just start barring them from positions of power? I mean, okay, #NotAllMen, but enough men, right? Every man I care about has said something shitty about women and supported casual misogyny in some way. I'm over it.

I feel you. When I got married I was in this weird in-between stage of life where I wasn't as close to my friends from home, hadn't made many good friends at school, and hated my entry-level jobs so much I hadn't really made friends there, either. I had 4 bridesmaids who were close friends from childhood, plus my…

Thanks. I know that lots of people go through times in their lives with limited social connections and it's not that uncommon, but I'm so glad those days are behind me.

You're asking the wrong person....I'm not even sure that thing would fit in my suitcase, much less my vagina. Maybe they're just decoration? Dildo sculptures?

Good for him.

...That's all I've got. I'm happy for him and hope it works out well.

And this, friends and trolls alike, is how the patriarchy is maintained.

And of those thirty, apparently not one was appalled at this behavior or the "platform" presented. (The idea of teen fathers having no responsibility while the girls have to don scarlet A's and go door to door flagellating themselves is ENRAGING.)

With everything you said, plus it being Indiana, all I can think of is the Pawnee Goddesses:

To me, that's the worst part of the whole story. How sad that so many people thought the boys deserved a visit and the girls didn't.

Despite the boys' rampant dipshittery, "over 30 state representatives, senators, and current and former statewide elected officials visited the boys," according to BOR.

I honestly don't get the big deal that he may become a model. Are we saying that felons don't get to have successful lives ever again in life? I'm really curious. I mean, the reason there are so many repeat offenders have to do with the lack of rehabilitation of prison but also the lack of opportunities. AND dude is a…

I have watched way too many horror movies in my life. Sure, get drunk in Kiev with a bunch of hot "tour guides" — and wake up chained to a toilet in the basement of a Soviet-era mental hospital. No thanks.

Why would I open my heart to get hurt again????

did a ctrl+f and didnt find 'unicorn' or 'ride on a real dinosaur' or 'a night in the taj mahal' or 'anthropomorphic tiger to be your bff' so all in all non of this is worth that much money

I used to work with an old Lebanese man named Melham, who despite knowing how liberal and accepting I am made it a point to work into conversation with me as much as possible the fact that he wasn't Muslim. "Cat Stevens! Very talented man, Ted! Powerful musician.... And he became Muslim? Why? So foolish! I'm Christian…

I feel like this is now an acceptable response to the more ridiculous comments on Jezebel. EXCUSE YOU, I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES.