I saw an Amelia Earhart branded luggage at Logan Airport last week. I'm not sure I'd be comfortable buying luggage named after a person that disappeared inexplicably.

He could have NOT profiled her and NOT gone after her for a stupid ticket. He was just flexing his ego. And yes, if he was trained properly he would have given her respect and then he would have gotten respect back. But he had to be the big bad college cop.

Or idk go do something actually important and not a fucking waste of time. OOOH JAYWALKING!

I think the point is that slapping kids will help them learn a second language. Right?

Us foreigners love abusing children! It's like a wacky hobby that we all share!

Blood on the clothes from eczema?! Ok, my son had terrible eczema as a little kid. We got him prescription ointment and switched soaps. In the coldest winter days, his hands would bleed a bit at the knuckles so then we'd coat them in ointment and have him sleep with cotton gloves on. If you're using bloody clothes…

He got probation and lost his gun permit. Since he was a pro hunter who took people on tours and taught them how to hunt, that meant he needed to change careers - he started reselling gems after that.

Jumping in here to say, point blank (sorry). My script is, "Hello, thanks for inviting my child over. Do you have any guns in the house?" If the answer is yes, then the next question is, "How are they stored?" The only acceptable answer is "Unloaded, and locked, and my kid doesn't know where the key is." It does feel…

... Holy crap. Wow, just, wow. I hate how so many people treat guns like toys, rather than extremely lethal weapons.

It's stupidly tragic that this shit happens. I hate the NRA.

I was on the freeway when he told me. I nearly crashed the jeep. He thought it was funny at first, but when he started telling me and I started "are you sure, describe it to me, tell me everything" he started getting "ya know, that could have killed me. Wow. I wouldn't have even known."

We said he wasn't allowed to go…

I have a gazillion frequent flier miles so I've upgraded many times and paid for it zero times. I'm here to tell ya, it IS way better up there. Depending on the length of the flight, that was a big sacrifice and I love that she did it. Not to mention, how excited I'd be if Amy Adams sat next to me in the cattle car…

And, to be fair, if Shia Labeouf were starring in Cabaret then the police would be justified in arresting him every night.

Slow walkers are terrible, terrible people.

You'd think the FDA would be flush with research on the (fecal) matter. Maybe it's good that people are putting the squeeze on them. They're really going to have to bear down. This could turn into an entire movement if they're not careful.

I am so happy for you. Nice work. Though you should know, I am doing some investigative reporting on you. Just as political journalist topple the mightiest hypocritical politicians, I too will topple you. I refuse to believe that you don't enjoy the foods in these lists. In fact, I think they are all you eat! …

Here's the other reason I did a Foods That Should Not Exist: since this is the column that landed me this job, and a trip out of the nightmare that is the food industry, I thought it only fitting that my last full feature as a Recruit (other than next Monday's BCO) be a probably-overdue edition of Foods That Should…

i love that the reply just seems to be *sigh* can you just not tho?