Those are very distracting fluffies! And thank you so much for the virtual hug. Much needed and appreciated.

My husband is distantly related to LMM! They're like third cousins or something.

*snort* he will henceforth and forever be Hot Pocket. On the reals though, it's nice to see someone in Westeros who seems to be living their dream, even if that dream is being a tavern's baker. I bet he'll invent some awesome dessert that is a cross between a doughnut and a pie that birds fly out of and then they'll…

Sorry for leaving out the return of Hot Pie. Truth is I kept accidentally calling him Hot Pocket so I decided it was best to leave him out.

From Nashville to Orphan Black to GOT, it's all about the FLY Dutchman

I'm a sex coach. real a relationship, dating and sex coach. I help people have better relationships. AND this shit happens all the time.

Haha, I've heard of people overnight pickling watermelon rinds in Cheerwine. I imagine that's delicious too!

Any comment on the internet can be true or can be fake. Most of the time we'll never know. However, these kinds of stories ring true because they match up with real life experiences. It doesn't matter all that much if it's true, it's a jumping off point for conversation.

I mean, if we wanted to get SUPER technical, we could look at those few who pickle the rinds... but yeah, I was just like, "I understand the hydroponics and cleanliness thing, but hammocks? Really?!?"

They forgot one:

An asshole doing a PSA on behalf of an asshole organization against another asshole organization.

My mom died two months ago. We scattered her ashes in Galveston Bay then had a party at our place in Austin two weeks ago. I read a eulogy, everyone laughed and cried, we played a slideshow set to her favorite music, plenty of Tex-Mex food and to top it off, we played Blazing Saddles on our outdoor screen. Mom's…

I can barely see to type. This was amazing. My mom is only a year older than her, and also has ovarian cancer. She'll be on chemo til it stops working. We don't know how long it'll be. It's been a couple years now, but it's hard on my mom. Wow, Amy even looks and sounds like my mother. I'm so glad they did that for…

My mother died of cancer when I was ten. This video sort of wiped me out, for a moment there, but it's good. Really, really, good. I know how sad they're going to be, there's no stopping that, and my heart breaks for them. But they'll always have this, they'll always know she knew how much they loved her, and be…

Why is everyone on the internet so excited about their co-worker's ex-wives? Are you banging her? Does he know?

Ohhhhh...

I got a puppy.... I GOT A PUPPY! *happy dance*

She must be one heck of a lady to have this many people come up with the idea, figure it all out, practice it and show up to perform for her. What a wonderful tribute to someone who is so deeply loved.

YOU don't think you can pregnant from a sex toy. Thank god the good people of Sandy Springs know better!

Republicans: taking on Big Government in the name of freedom and WAIT YOU WANT TO PUT WHAT WHERE?? WE NEED SOME MORE LAWS RIGHT NOW OMFG.