In fact, she marries him *despite* the fact he intends to be a country doctor and it's not nearly the financial security that they eventually develop *decades* later, as shown in Anne of Ingleside/Rilla of Ingleside.

"But I'll have to ask you to wait a long time, Anne," said Gilbert sadly. "It will be three years…

GUYS, I KNOW!

That is straight-up sexual assault — captured in still photos and news videos! I hope the creep is arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law!

Mr. DMC came home from work one day looking awfully smug because a really good looking (and really smooth!) guy handed back his business card with his own name and number on it. He was very braggy for a few days :)

Wow you're an asshole. (I deduced that from context clues.)

What is the polite way to let a guy know that while you are flattered you are straight? Should I just say "I'm really flattered but I am straight and just here with my friends?"

Straight woman here, a few years ago a friend of mine came to me and asked me to take his virginity. He was 22, we talked about it, he was ready, and he wanted it to be with someone he could trust, so I was honored and the deed was done. We became "friends with benefits" on and off for a couple of years. I developed a…

I guarantee you that it's YouTube fighting back. Learning how to speak, gaining sentience. The hubris of man, thinking we could control it.

You could do it. It just takes the right asshole on the wrong night for you to decide, "Okay. It's time to bring put the heavy artillery; the HEAVY FLOW artillery!"

I would've said, really loudly, "NO, BUT I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN UP FOR THE REWARDS CARD SO I COULD GET ONE DOLLAR OFF MY BOX OF TAMPONS PLEASE. AND CAN YOU HURRY UP I'M BLEEDING RIGHT NOW."

Needs way more Ice-T. He's already narrated a D&D book on tape!

I thought I was the only one! It's a mess. It looks like something one of my classmates would have designed for a school project in 1992.

This is actually one of my favorite ways to repel aggressive douchenozzles in bars and whatnot. After a few nice, "No, thank you. I'm very flattered, but no." I just start in on "Well, I'm on my period and I swear to God the clots I am passing are chipmunk sized. Adult chipmunks. And the gushing??? It's like a crime…

A couple weeks go, I went to the tampon aisle of a huge grocery store, and there was a very young teen boy unloading boxes of maxi pads, and he sort of winced and was like "Can I help you find anything?" And I was like "No, thanks, I'm good." But afterward, my boyfriend and I joked for about 20 minutes about all the…

Those comments are the best. "OMG, I pooped on my baby!!"

Every time I'm like, okay, I'm going to figure this out now and ooh, that's interesting, okay FUCK THIS 90s chat-room design I'm out.

This picture really makes me want ice cream with raspberry sauce.

hurray for body snarking!

Let's just assume that's the smallest they could get to accommodate him.