Not sure anything could make me not want to sleep with Oscar Isaac.

Oh no!!!! This is so horrible and upsetting. I hope he makes a full recovery!

THIS POST FOR PRESIDENT.

Whereas magic fulfills some of the highest ideals and aspirations of our country by encouraging people to question what they believe and see;

I have never known a teen boy who was willing to touch a tampon.

God, I used to go to such lengths to carry a tampon with me to the bathroom without anyone noticing! I felt like carrying my whole bag would to be too obvious. Middle school dude teachers were the WORST about it too, they were always failing to recognize the gravity of the situation and wanting girls to wait until…

Jesus, what a dipshit. That being said, death threats?! Thatz not okay.

That sounds awesome. I love the idea of saving money! But the time and effort part of the equation might cancel it out for me? Idk though, I give you props for saving money getting clean clothes!

Agreed! My brother can’t use toothpaste with SLS because it gives him ulcers, but for most people it’s fine. Sometimes I use SLS-free shampoo when I think my hair is getting super dry, but in general SLS is a good thing to have in shampoo because it makes your hair clean! I also can’t use Secret deodorant—and like…

I work a part time job at a Title I public school in my city in the early part of the day, and then go on to babysit some kids who go to a public school just a couple of miles away—and their school has a hydroponic plant wall in the lobby! And this gorgeous aquarium in the science room, and all of the best art…

PREACH.

Yes! I joke sometimes that I love the kids so much that I’d pay the parents to let me play with them—but I am just kidding! I still have rent and student loans to pay! No job could be awesome enough for me to do it for free, because I would starve to death.

Yeah, the nanny was probably being inappropriate but she comes off as very petty.

Oh maybe. But that’s a seriously problematic viewpoint and if I was working for a family who treated me like that, I’d quit.

Of course it’s closer than a typical employer/employee relationship. The kids I have been with for nearly two years? OF COURSE I love them! That doesn’t mean that my wages are “generosity” though. I’m still earning the money through doing labor, and doing a good job of it.

Yeah, as someone who is a nanny (and I’ve never been inappropriate with any parents! Or even been tempted to, tbh), paying someone to take care of your kids is not generous—it’s just being an employer. Paying a decent wage to that person is not generous. Perhaps she was paying above market rate, but in general it is…

Like that distinction even matters!

I would say STOP.

Guys I know about baby powder for babies!

Maybe for some things but not on your vulva. That just seems like an obviously terrible idea.