Ladies and gents: I’ve been here at Jezebel for a loooooooong time now and I would like to welcome you all to Jezebel Wedding Bingo. Here are some of your squares

-City hall
-Simple dinner with friends
-Marriage is pointless and sexist
-Engagement rings are sexist
-Wedding dresses are sexist
-Choosing to take your husband’s…

You are out of your fuckin mind if you think you can get away with hotdogs being at #11.

8 year old me disagrees.

The ice cream of the future!

Hot dogs will always be no.1 for me, no homo.

She uses different kinds every day. So... hydrating one day, toning another, exfoliating, then hydrating, then brightening, etc.

That Baltimore would rank under Pittsburgh in this list is an affront to everything I know to be right and true.

“Fuck. So close.”

The term of art for that is “unconscionable” when there is that disparity of bargaining power.

for sure but the call is deeeeeeply coming from inside the house in a way that makes me stop and say... why

Mario Le-Mew

It’s “Provence” in Quebec only. “Province” for the rest of us moose-wrasslin’, maple syrup drinkers.

MD sure looks like MA when the Orioles are hosting the Sox, though.

Seriously. I guess all he knows is the name, not the history.

Pretty sure what Sony is talking about is #2. She can work with other producers at Sony, but profits still accrue to Dr. Luke’s company.

As @ihatepickingnames says in part 2 below, she can work with any producer she wants, who would get his producers cut. Kesha would get her perfumer cut. But Dr Luke would still own the label rights to exclusively release it. No it's not the most onerous term in the world, but not what you are looking for when someone…

“she’s still free to do so...then she’ll just have to pay for the breach.”

Which is why the statement was such a jerkhole lawyer “gotcha” statement. “She’s free to do it and pay us billions of dollars for the privilege”

(note to Palin-ites, THAT’S how you do a *gotcha statement*.)

I’m so glad that she’s received a lot of public support from other artists - that sends a message to her, to the public, and most importantly to the business executives who make these decisions. The artists that they make billions off of don’t support their further victimization of Kesha - that should factor into…

The point of her legal action isn’t just to not record with him, but with any part of Sony Music.

I think it’s hilarious that you are sad for an 84 year old white man, because his legacy is being tarnished, when the whole point is that women don’t get a legacy at all, and are essentially dead to the world even while they are alive.