This is all really important and I’m glad you’re drawing attention to it but please please stop quoting the Environmental Working Group in articles about science and health. They are notorious science denialists who ignore vetted, vigorously reviewed and researched facts in favor of flashy headlines — it’s like…

Hello NASA? I’m thinking of a certain kid in Irving, Texas who you definitely want to have intern with you next summer.

Thank you. I do not understand how there is any lack of clarity about who is responsible here.

She used gender interpolation that leveraged the cis hetero normative flux capacitor and created a power differential of roughly of 1.21 gigawatts.

Why are we making excuses and ignoring the victim here? She was sexually assaulted. She was naive, vulnerable and inexperienced and this trust was abused in the most heinous way possible.

Get ten of those guys and we have a halftime show.

Yes and counseling/therapy for life issues as well. Let me be clear. No “victim blaming” here. When I say “life issues” stuff that a trained therapist can help sort out. Using myself as an example. I dated a pretty abusive asshole for years. After I left the situation I found a therapist who could help me learn to set…

I carry a picture of Hitler in my wallet to honor Kaiser rolls.

Oh, and here’s the closing quotation mark that I left off: ”

Exactly. It’s not about the body parts. It’s about the *person.*

She did not consent to having sex with this woman. She consented to having sex with a totally different person (who turned out not to be real). This flies in the face of every aspect of knowing and enthusiastic consent.

Yeah, that’s rape.

If she was like me, it would be a string of curse words more colorful and creative than the actual sweater, and the only physical project would be a knotted pile of yarn.

Yes truly I am a massive talent, honed through the oppression I’ve experienced as a middle class white woman. I accept this honor not for me, but for all the pumpkin spice lattes and yoga pants that bravely sacrificed themselves for my cause.

you should be in best american poetry 2015

If I had to guess, I’d say with his nose.

A pretender at being Chinese,

do NOT back down from your stance! #theresaplaceforkraftsingles

Ahh, yes, but remember government cheese, circa 1983? That was “american cheese,” and nothing would melt it: frying pan, microwave, blow torch, particle accelerator, or The Bomb. Perfectly inert. I think it’s being sold as an insulator now.

No way. A young Gouda or fontina is very melty and has a great texture for it.