Yes.

How to start your day like Mocena:

My boyfriend and I got into a heated discussion regarding Ken Marino’s pecs and if they are pec implants. He’s in good shape so part of me wanted to say no, but in the last episode, he honestly looked a little...breasty. I did a google search with no results. HELP ME END THIS DEBATE, INTERNET.

lol whatever

Everyone already jumped on that one sufficiently, but the slavery analogy is my LEAST FAVORITE vegan talking point and just makes anyone who says it sound like a total asshole.

Ohhhhhhhhhhkay. So, I can totally get behind careful consideration of the ethics of the food and products we consume. I am all about this. But I am not a vegetarian, and I am not a vegetarian, in part, because of ethical concerns. 1) Our entire food system is fucked up. A lot of human labor is involved in the…

On one hand, it implies that the lives of livestock are worth the same as, or possibly more than, human beings held in slavery. On the other hand, it dehumanizes human beings held in slavery (both historically, i.e. Black people enslaved in the US, and those who are still in slavery today all over the world) by…

Well, at least it’s not the “OMG you care about a dead lion you must not care about dead people” hot take I was expecting.

This proposal is equivalent in many ways to “humane” slavery:

Now seems like a solemn and rightful opportunity to reflect on when it is acceptable to kill an animal, and when it is not.

This is NVC’s NVCest article to date.

Wait... are you comparing slaughtering animals for food to actual human slavery? You don’t see how that analogy is really, severely fucked up?

What a friend posted on Facebook:

You don’t even need a flunky. It’s all filed electronically.

Uh. I understand that this is well intentioned. But no. Just no.

Next up: Jose Canseco shows support of #BlackLivesMatter by wearing blackface for a day!

The only shocking thing about this is that Jose Canseco has a job.

yeah.. it would be mean to link to any individuals but there were definitely far more men on the list that I was really wondering if they were the best capitol hill had to offer.

I learned two things from this post. One, Bobby is going to develop back issues and two, there aren’t a lot of Capitol Hill staffers I’d bang.