Nope, not butter - bacon grease!

The last Royal to defy the British Press was Diana. And look what they did to her.

Seems to me that it’s just as likely (if not more likely) that the intersecting bit of broom handle would be what gets disintegrated. Possibly with a significant release of energy, as in E=mc^2. So, unless you have a redshirt handy, I’d advise against this.

Two thieving multi-billionaires who are both picking my pocket while simultaneously bitching at each other,

As a Canadian, I have Universal Healthcare.

Let it slide.

Well, the fewer people, the less CO2 that gets exhaled into the atmosphere, so ...

As long as the data is collected in aggregate, fine. There are bigger privacy concerns to worry about elsewhere.

Toys ‘R’ Us never closed in Canada. They were never raped and robbed by private equity firms looking to make a quick buck at any cost.

“Cadence” in this context is most like choreography - where they go, in what order, and for how long before they move on.

She caught a ton of flack for Ghost In The Shell because she took the role away from android-hosted-consciousness-actors.

“I mean seriously, who sits around talking to their laptop?”

Whatever.

He has the ear of the President of the United States of America.

That depends entirely on the spring.

All writing and no play makes Stephen a dull boy.

A touchscreen radio does indeed require eyesight. So does a speedometer. So that can’t be the test for distracted driving.

Sorry that idiot put you through that.

“Photos that show suspected illegal behavior are referred for verification by human eyes before an infringement notice is sent to the vehicle’s registered owner along with a 344 Australian dollar ($232) fine.”

Uh huh. And mass shootings are the result of violent video games.