Is this even needed? I just open my dishwasher when it’s done, pull all the racks out and by the time everything is cool enough to touch, it’s dry. I call BS on this one and any perceived positive results are likely psychological. Even most of the comments on the TikTok say it doesn’t work.

My rule is, if you make me chuckle out loud then you get a star.  Enjoy your star.

Yep. He said one of the quiet parts out loud, didn’t he?

I guess Alaska is the right place to find a snowflake. White and melts easily.

Once again, the publishers (and other content gate-keepers e.g. not artists themselves) get it wrong.

Yeah, not for nothing, but the Chinese Communist Party and its mouthpiece can get fucked in hell, and you shouldn’t be passing along their propaganda even labeled as such.

Trump’s response was utterly incompetent, and the blood of tens of thousands of Americans is on his hands. But it’s not as if that magically makes…

Trump did specifically say “I don’t take responsibility at all”.

lol you have no idea what you are talking about. The “proper channels” were all controlled by the people doing the stuff Manning exposed.

She broke the law but I would argue she actually upheld her oath to protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. Also, she didn’t run from her actions, she faced the consequences of them unlike Snowden, who was too cowardly to face the consequences and fled to Russia to hide.

This gif really shows just how great King of the Hill was. 

I don’t think so- the FULL, non-CNN footage from that day was pretty clear that the hebrew guys were getting in his face and going after him, and the native american stepped in between. The kid wasn’t the aggressor.

I’m all for calling out people who are being assholes. But CNN settled because it completely recut the story to make this kid look bad, when literally all he did was stand there with a goofy grin while some weirdo got in his face.

What are you talking about?

The case made for him being anything but a little demon was one hell of a “ignore your lying eyes” (and brain) controversy.

Hell, the regular Wranglers do that, just not intentionally.

If you could Ctrl+C a car, you wouldn't be stealing a car.

If I could Ctrl+C a car, I’d totally steal a car. 

Let us also not underestimate the possibility of a hideous Cronenbergian mutation in which our genitals evolve into separate organisms, detach from our bodies, and begin to mate with discarded VHS tapes and cathode ray television sets. 

Does Jacob know you’re sneaking onto the internet or are you on rumspringa?

I doubt it. You'll find theories that masturbation contributes to hair loss. There's really no definitive evidence what causes hair loss specifically, and there are so many kinds, but if it were tap water we'd have a lot more bald people.