George Costanza spray-painted green.

“My answer is always a polite “if you have a warrant or probable cause then you don’t need my permission. Do you have either?” When they say “no”, then I follow up with “I’m not interested in giving up my rights so if you need my permission, the answer is ‘no’”.

Erm, the Pixel C Android tablet is a thing.

A thing can be a thing AND a stereotype at the same time.

The Inhumans should have been sufficient warning.

Are we back to believing the claims of VW engineers?

“ha, sike!” = “ha, psych!”

Now Americans can stop lying about having a medical condition that makes wearing a mask impossible, and start lying about being fully vaccinated instead.

Er, and your point is?

Suddenly, “defund the police” makes sense.

Any one who ever played with Hot Wheels is going squee! right now.

Of course The Man will never let her keep the money.

And tarted up with boxer’s tall lace-up boots and trunks worn on the outside.

Children need broad diets to develop and grow into healthy adults. A vegan diet is far too restrictive.

It’s the middle of a pandemic, people are dying by the thousands, and this one is taking up an ER bed trying to rescue her hairdo. Welcome to America.

Too stupid to use glue, yet smart enough to cash in on her stupidity.

Can’t be trusted with a Twitter account. But the nuclear launch codes? No prob!

“This video is not available.”

That piece of wrapping paper (?) at the top left of all posters is different in the ‘70s poster.

Welcome to The Great Cull, wherein our species sheds itself of those too stupid to take basic precautionary health measures.