The last Royal to defy the British Press was Diana. And look what they did to her.

Seems to me that it’s just as likely (if not more likely) that the intersecting bit of broom handle would be what gets disintegrated. Possibly with a significant release of energy, as in E=mc^2. So, unless you have a redshirt handy, I’d advise against this.

She caught a ton of flack for Ghost In The Shell because she took the role away from android-hosted-consciousness-actors.

That depends entirely on the spring.

If that’s a Buick, where are the portholes?

Spotted the guy ready to file prior art challenges to future Lego copyright claims.

Nothing is more certain to cost the Democrats the 2020 election than underestimating Trump.

Who?

The toilet seat is STILL the only comfortable seat on any modern airliner. The heck with you guys, I’ll take my chances - I’m here for the duration.

Dershowitz famously said: “The defendant wants to hide the truth because he’s generally guilty. The defense attorney’s job is to make sure the jury does not arrive at that truth.”

You think this is all a Jewish conspiracy? Your brains are going bad, bigot. 

So the cop will just claim he was responding to an emergency.

Hmm. Ziploc bags are not meant to be boiled at all, let alone for 13 minutes.

I’m Canadian and I never heard of any “Tomato Mozzarella Chicken Sandwich (Canada)“. Poutine is ours.

The advantage of smartphone-based tools is that you actually have them with you.

...it’s a soup spoon.

So, what do you do to moldy blue cheese? More importantly, how would you know?

Mozzarella is there mostly to help the other ingredients stay on the pizza. It doesn’t help the taste much. For taste, shred fresh parmesan over the top.

Try finding a sunscreen that doesn’t block their pores and cause them to overheat because they can no longer sweat.

The point of these seats is not so much to carry your infant as it is to set them down when you need both hands for something.