If that’s a Buick, where are the portholes?

Spotted the guy ready to file prior art challenges to future Lego copyright claims.

Nothing is more certain to cost the Democrats the 2020 election than underestimating Trump.

Who?

The toilet seat is STILL the only comfortable seat on any modern airliner. The heck with you guys, I’ll take my chances - I’m here for the duration.

Dershowitz famously said: “The defendant wants to hide the truth because he’s generally guilty. The defense attorney’s job is to make sure the jury does not arrive at that truth.”

You think this is all a Jewish conspiracy? Your brains are going bad, bigot. 

So the cop will just claim he was responding to an emergency.

Hmm. Ziploc bags are not meant to be boiled at all, let alone for 13 minutes.

I’m Canadian and I never heard of any “Tomato Mozzarella Chicken Sandwich (Canada)“. Poutine is ours.

The advantage of smartphone-based tools is that you actually have them with you.

...it’s a soup spoon.

So, what do you do to moldy blue cheese? More importantly, how would you know?

Mozzarella is there mostly to help the other ingredients stay on the pizza. It doesn’t help the taste much. For taste, shred fresh parmesan over the top.

Try finding a sunscreen that doesn’t block their pores and cause them to overheat because they can no longer sweat.

The point of these seats is not so much to carry your infant as it is to set them down when you need both hands for something.

My Frigidaire Gallery fridge defaults to 2° C, and the freezer to -18° C.

Convince your bosses that you can al be just as productive working from home and collaborating remotely over the company network. (And point out the even-greater real estate savings that will result.)

Wrap it in bacon. Done.

Nailed it.