Sun Tzu would disagree with you:

But Dude, she’s totally a milf AND she can shape her body ANY WAY YOU WANT.

And just where (would you imagine) these images are to be found? I’m asking for a friend.

“What is the point of physical punishment if it doesn’t hurt? The pain is the deterrent.” 

I am describing spanking. Your confusion stems from the current fashion of conflating “spanking” with “beating”.

You don’t do it angry. You don’t do it such as to hurt the child. You make clear to the child that you love them but deplore their actions that brought them to this point. You include your spouse, as this is a family matter.

Every time Trump does something stupid, self-serving or inappropriate, people like you and Fox News say “Maybe we just back off of Trump and let’s see what he can actually do.”

It wasn’t Trump’s tactics that brought North Korea to the table. It was Kim Jong Un’s tactics that brought America to the table. That is a very different outcome.

Unfortunately, chasing the girls around the schoolyard with innocent threats of kisses and romantic gestures is today considered sexual assault by many.

And it seems like they let just anybody have ‘em!

Your “small, city-friendly, fuel-efficient vehicle” :

God help me I want this so bad and I don’t even know what I’d use it for.

Tom Waits for “Let It Rain”.

“2. Every non-Reverie piece of technology in their world is exactly the same as ours (except for business cards, apparently). How would our society have this one piece of hyper-futuristic tech that affected nothing else? Again, how is that possible?”

It’s very obvious that the Time Stone is key. Dr. Strange gives a speech about choosing the Time Stone over Tony’s life, then sees the 1-in-14 million chance to beat Thanos, and then promptly hands the Time Stone to Thanos in exchange for Tony’s life. My guess is that Dr. Strange had put a spell on the Time Stone to…

I believe that they’re inside the Soul Stone in that moment.

NOW can we have the Wrangler pick-up?

C’mon. Weren’t they all pretty ridiculous? Except for the theme song, this whole show was no better than Mr. Terrific or Captain Nice.

Bravo, Chris! It’s nice to know that someone else has thought this through.

These are pens. A baby gate is something else entirely.