Wouldn’t it be more accurate to say that comets are failed Plutos?

Why aren’t the World Leaders grilling the owners of Cambridge Analytica, since they were the ones who, you know, actually did the crime?

Oh, yes, please Sony, do go on making devices that use media formats found nowhere else on Earth. And don’t forget to charge us twice what all other comparable devices cost, and three times what all other standard media formats cost.

Only good scene in that whole movie.

Don’t forget the part where you get to grind up the trained ones and feed them to the untrained ones. For Science!

Yep. Roundly discredited.

Just being That Guy, you know actual lasers don’t look anything like that, right?

The Great Martian Bake-Off
Judge-Bot Judy
WKRP In Ursa Minor
Life in Particles
Have Gun, Will Hyper-Jump

CSI: Europa? I bet the monolith did it.

Also: How the questions are worded.

Don’t like laws being broken, crazy idea don’t monetize enforcement. 

...because when it rains, Bourbon Street makes its own gravy.

In my parents’ house, we fried the bacon in a skillet, fried eggs in the bacon fat, then fried bread in the last remaining bacon fat. Somehow, we’ve all avoided cholesterol issues

In my parents’ house, we fried the bacon in a skillet, fried eggs in the bacon fat, then fried bread in the last remaining bacon fat. Somehow, we’ve all avoided cholesterol issues

Spread your bacon fat on your bacon sarnie. Problem solved!

Of course I haven’t.

...and all watched over by machines of loving grace spiteful snark...

Well, look how often Doctor Who finds himself in 20th or 21st century England...

Let’s remember that it’s not the size of the meteoroid that counts, it’s the size of the meteorite.

Are you sure about wanting that theme back?