U! F! O! U! F! O!

One of my neighbors has “Trigger”. Another has “4AGoodTimeClickHere”.

Repeat after me:

And Space Ghost came in second!

Nor the Ottawa Redblacks, a Canadian professional football team.

How about “The Team Formerly Known as Indians”?

But will it finally be legal to sing Happy Birthday in a commercial setting?

Don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

The message for men in RomComs is that the misunderstood underdog will win the out-of-his-league girl of his dreams so long as he just doesn’t give up.

Because if you dig holes in your island it will sink, right?

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Shudder. While I was fortunate enough to have great-grandparents around as a kid, I was unfortunate in that they liked to read to me from less-than-modern children’s books like these. One that really stands out was where God killed a little boy for wanting to play with his model boat on a Sunday. Apparently, breaking…

Okay, I hear you.

Whaaaat? You think passenger rail has no safety regulations? Your journey of discovery begins here:

Congrats, airlines, on reaching a level of sophistication that passenger rail achieved a century ago.

Agreed that the Toronto Star (among other news media) was gunning for Ford long before the crack video. That became obvious when Ford’s neighbor discovered a reporter standing in his backyard planter, taking pictures over the fence of Ford’s family at dinner.

So, Damian Lewis will wear a fat prosthetic to play Rob Ford.

The sister was the dealer. Brother Doug was just the muscle.

Black-face, Yellow-face and now ...Fat-face?