Gawker broke the story. The Toronto Star then scrambled to catch up by being even more sensationalist.

Canadian version.

Found it!

“The flu shot does not, and cannot, give you the flu.”

Yeah, I find that if you believe the opposite of everything this guy says or tweets, you’ll be right pretty much all of the time.

A “well built building” does not lack fire sprinklers.

Even if new episodes conform with your “current cultural climate of America”, you will still have a problem with reruns.

If you’re in Canada, and you’re just casually building up your tool collection, Canadian Tire usually has killer “loss-leader” deals, like 70% off 24 piece socket sets, just to get you into the store. Doesn’t take long to fill a tool chest that way.

My 2 cents: avoid cordless power tools if you can. Otherwise you’ll end up with half a dozen different chargers for half a dozen different-sized batteries. Also, the battery will wear out long before the tool, and a replacement battery will cost you more than a whole new tool that comes with its own (different)…

Huh. I’ve been doing stuff around the house for 40 years, and never really need a miter saw once. I have a circular saw, a reciprocating saw and a scroll saw, all of which have seen their share of action. But if I need a miter cut, I pull out my miter box and an appropriate hand saw. Miter saws are maybe more for…

Now you’re talking! Take all the stars!

No. Bush helped make Trump possible. So did Reagan.

And keep the change, ya filthy animals!

That’s the joke, son.

Yeah? And I don’t see how saying the joke: ““We missed all the shows about black and Asian families. They’re just like us. There, now you’re all caught up” is actually “Let’s take a crap all over diverse television”. 

Yup. We should realize that our direct evolutionary ancestors were just one of many candidates for the title homo sapiens.

I don’t care whether you change your mind or not. Go ahead and visit your chiropractor; you overestimate your value to me.

So you’d think.

Maybe it was a mistake. But I like to think I would make the same mistake in his place.

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