Lol. Actual people don’t even have bodily autonomy rights and they want to give them to these fucking elephants. This is some White people shit right here.

Somehow, all the other women on Today look great, and MegYn’s outfits are awful. The pastels. The black. The pussy bows. Just awful.

I totally agree! Wardrobe hates her and her old Fox News ways. They are getting back at her in the best way possible.

Somebody is getting low-key revenge on Megyn Kelly by having got themselves assigned to wardrobe and making this woman look ridiculous on television every day. It’s savagely cunning, because the clothes aren’t outright clownish, they are just bad enough to be terrible on her, in this context. Like, they’d probably be…

My Dad and Mom adopted me when they were 56. My Dad died of pancreatic cancer at 71. They saved my life when they adopted me and gave me everything they could. Before you make judgments about parents being too old and cheating children of life you should probably not. Everyone’s life is different but I’ve seen younger…

For sure. When Paul went to build his house in the HOA-controlled neighborhood the plans he submitted had a square footage less than the minimum required by the HOA. He got snarky about it and there was some bickering, but the local builder, no doubt sensing an opening for some favors, did an add-on to the house at no…

I know a guy like that (several mutual friends, but he and I don’t hang out without them). He is in his mid-40s and wants to get married and have kids. He also wants a wife who is well-educated, athletic, likes to travel, and has a good career. Because he wants BABIES, that eliminates women his age, and women who are…

One of the main reasons I stopped dating is because nearly every guy within a decade of my age asked me if I’d be open to having babies—often as early as the second date, and once on the first. I declined, and gravely pointed out that they’d need to look for women in their mid/late twenties, early thirties. Every…

That bar is only low for Republicans. If you’re a Democrat, you’re fucked if you ever said anything offensive to more than 3 people, or worst of all, used a private email account.

Every time I read about an over 40 yo male actor wanting to have kids, I think of all of the age-appropriate men on OK Cupid, etc. who would not consider my profile because I was not at an optimal babymaking age. And then I think of the known correlation between autism and older fathers, which I think is very…

Starred for pharmaceutical-related pedantry. I think a lot of media outlets use “narcotics” as a catch-all for any substance with abuse potential because it’s a word people automatically associate with illicit substances.

Rene Boucher sustained a head injury a few years back that has thrown his behavior out of whack. Most proximately there’s a strip of land in between their two properties that they are in a slight dispute over ownership. Rand keeps mowing it and blowing the grass clippings into the strip of grass, and Boucher finally…

It’s not a late fee. They are simply charging you a daily fee. I did the same thing with dishonored for 360 and then just said fuck it and kept it and gave them my $60.

Rand was having casual, no-strings-attached sex with the neighbor, but the neighbor had to go and catch feelings like some sort of snowflake libtard. Rand told him “nah I’m good” and then Rand got his ribs rearranged.

LOL...I like to give a big grin and make “call me!” gesture. COMPLETELY messes with people’s heads.

I think the thumb’s up is pretty awesome. It screams “Aw sweetie, bless your heart”. I love it. Having said that, the giving someone the finger is wholly appropriate when the person you’re giving it to is dangerously unhinged and has ruined the lives of so many.

It would be my Christmas card, for sure.

I rolled my eyes so hard at that part they popped out of my head and had their own motorcade across the floor.

How long is this show? Like 3 hours?

One thing that gave me cautious hope going in was that the “in person absentee” numbers for Northern VA (what VA calls its early voting program) were up pretty substantially from 2013. I hoped that signaled that there would be good turnout for Northam.