IHateGoatsPartDeux
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4/16/18
10:50 AM
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It is a grossly unfair situation. There aren’t that many jobs for professional dancers and these cheerleaders need better working conditions. Their pay is absurd, they are held to crazy standards, and they have to adhere to a whole bunch of appearance clauses that the team doesn’t pay for.

4/10/18
9:19 AM
1

I do remember the American Girl store was a good place to have an affair because who would suspect it?

4/10/18
9:19 AM
1

When we ate in a candy shop in New York I thought “but could I bring my doll here”.

4/9/18
3:16 PM
29

I miss old Gawker and the Best Restaurant in New York series. This memory is brought to you by the time they ate in the American Girl store.

4/5/18
9:30 AM
4

I’m in love with this gif and will be heavily featured in my texts in the future.

4/3/18
3:51 PM
9

Yes, the faster you can get that kid to use the potty, the less money for diapers. That’s our goal, too.

4/3/18
3:47 PM
16

I remember thinking about this when we had a newborn. We would go through so many diapers. I kept thinking, if we were really poor, we would have to just change them less frequently, which would result in diaper rash and is horrible to think about. We don’t have a car so cloth diapers would mean going to a Read more

4/3/18
10:50 AM
4

I had to file in VA as well and it was a nightmare. VA prides itself on being extra difficult during a divorce.

4/3/18
10:49 AM
24

My ex and I fought over the Vitamix. It was literally one of the only things we fought over and I did consider hiding it at work.

3/30/18
3:30 PM
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That hand up the vagina part is very “American Psycho”. Ugh, that poor woman. And those men are true pieces of shit.

3/22/18
3:07 PM
1

The biggest alcoholic in my school had vodka in a water bottle. Kids are smarter than that! She was plastered by second period and I don’t think a single adult ever caught on. Looking back, clearly something was wrong.

3/22/18
3:06 PM
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In high school, before 9/11, one of my teachers told me to always upend a box of tampons in my checked luggage because then they will never search it. Men are literally more afraid of tampons than contraband. And this was a male teacher. He did it every time he flew internationally.

3/22/18
2:59 PM
1

I remember schools doing this after Columbine. Holy shit. I know we are in a 90's redux but come on.

3/16/18
2:52 PM
1

My best friend is a hardcore Quaker and she comes from a long line of Quakers. I know quite a few Quakers and I haven’t once every heard them care about that. YMMV.

3/16/18
2:24 PM
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Yeah, Ivanka was a friend of a classmate when I was in high school and she seemed very likable back then. Now, not so much.

3/7/18
12:54 PM
2

I hear that Kristin was a good waitress back in the day. There is no way Scheana ever was.