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1. I desperately want to go with you on a Bravo crawl and, if you come to DC, we can do a DC/Potomac one! Let’s go to Oz! My husband used to drink with Ashley back in the day!

I deal with millennial and Gen Z reporters fairly often. Let me tell you, they are going to usher in a new era of news because they bluntly ask questions and then follow up in ways that force you to answer equally directly. It’s not a problem for me but I think other people are going to have some BIG surprises.

That is absolutely reprehensible.

That is absolutely reprehensible.

Are you part of the Reddit Real Housewives group? Because this story would be a big hit over there.

A guy once got into a huge argument with me about my friend who he insisted was Australian. She is an American from Iowa. She does not have any form of Australian accent. In his defense, we were all drunk, but to this day I wonder why he was so convinced she was Australian.

I am a grownup, as are these folks. I can only think of one party in the last year I went to that involved shots. Also, I would not have gone to that murder party for optics alone—I don’t need Facebook “recognizing” me in weird shots like that forever. Plus Ariana’s party seemed more fun and she looked gorgeous.

Yeah, this #goals for me. I’m fine with not giving my daughter a sexist, racist childhood (apparently unlike others who have responded to you), and I would prefer her to express emotions rather than getting an eating disorder or turning to drugs. I think I was saved by a mother who said things like “if everybody likes

I loved her so much. She hated wearing tights so she’d just draw lines down the back of her legs to fake it. I always thought she was so badass.

Is that the same Milk from RuPaul’s Drag Race? I’m watching All-Stars but haven’t been a consistent watcher in the past.

And I’ve already seen this article linked to in breast is best facebook posts which is why I’m so angry.

It’s literal torture to only sleep every two hours (and that’s from the start of nursing, not the end) for months. If you want to breastfeed, do it, if you don’t, remember you are an actual person who has needs as well. I’ve been supplementing the whole time and it’s been fantastic. The incredible guilting of women

So I know Tiffany and Bella Thorne (who I find obnoxious) are besties. I have this fantasy where Tiffany isn’t so bad and I have a bad feeling that’s going to eventually be ruined.

I mean, tho, maybe there needs to be specialties because I could be the “secret service for your reality show needs”.

If they were hetero that is the plot to about 30% of all historical romance novels.

We have one, too. When I started getting stalked we got it and I also started locking the bathroom door when I was home alone and showering (dog in the bathroom, too). This all seems paranoid but...

It really depends on the romance. With my tired of taking shit attitude adjustment, most romance novels were no longer fun. That being said, there are contemporary romances out there where the protagonists are fun and realistic. Jenn McKinley does a good job.

I loved season one but got bored and quit watching S2. I’m now considering going back for a watch.

I started reading romance novels at 10, so these were 80's style romances. “Forced seduction” was incredibly, incredibly popular at the time. And it was every bit as gross as it sounds. Also, woman as slave/captive who “falls in love” with her captor was also very, very popular.