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According to Trump’s and Marla Maples’s divorce settlement, he has to pay her alimony as long as Tiffany is still in school. I have a strong suspicion that the main reason she’s even getting all these degrees is that mommy doesn’t want to have to work for a living

Kudos to Mayor Mitch Landrieu and the others who are working diligently to remove these offensive monuments to white supremacy, treason, and terrorism from our country.

My friend’s in the same boat. I texted her to ask how she felt about Tiff being her new classmate. Reaction was p much “ugh”.

It’ll be fine, you’ll have feelings of anger occasionally, but mostly you’ll just be self-satisfied knowing you got there on merit and your dad isn’t the worst President ever, and then you can take her down with as many academic smackdowns as you like.

Robert E. Lee, and this current fracas over his statue, should serve as an abject lesson to people adopting certain, regressive viewpoints these days. Gen. Lee was an American who can best be described as one of the country’s better angels: a loyal soldier, a moral man, a talented, brilliant officer, and a man who let

She kicked Cruz’s ass when he tried to do the classic Republican deflect onto “But Hillary’s emails!” and schooled him on the Constitution. Then he slunk away in shame.

One of my Greatx3 grand uncles was Thomas Bragg, Jefferson Davis’ attorney general for the CSA and another was Braxton Bragg, a CSA general during The War. I say this only to give some credibility to my opinion that monuments to treasonous assholes should be removed. The correct kind of monument to pay tribute to the

I think a good compromise is to topple them. They can still stay as a historical artifact but are more accurate and less glorified

I wasn’t aware that suicide or depression were the sole purview of women.

I used to work with one of the original cast members of Real Housewives New York—when she signed on, it was to be on a show about working moms. Then the OC Real Housewives took off like wildfire, and they switched the NY premise after they had started filming and everything. (It was a little weird, because she wasn’t

I AM VINDICATED.

If you haven’t read it, there’s a book that was written in the early 80s called Class, by Paul Fussell, that describes the purchasing habits based on their class.

I’ve always thought Coach was insanely overpriced for how basic and sometimes downright tacky their bags are. I also just on principal won’t spend money on a designer handbag unless I score one secondhand. I got a beautiful Bally leather saddle bag for like 12 bucks and it’s served me really well for the last year.

I like Kate Spade bags because they’re not covered in ugly block letter ‘C’s. I got a small cute blue bag during one of their 75% off surprise sales that I wear when I travel. Hopefully, they’ll be able to keep their simple design aesthetic, although their cutesie stuff is off putting.

Scheana is generally also not my favorite, but I felt pretty badly for her during these reunions. First, watching the people she thought were her friends so clearly reject her and yell at her - she’s obviously their b team friend they call on when the others are busy. Second, having to deal with Shay face-to-face

But 6 months had gone by, and she had to lie for him in every single situation on camera. He spent her money and lied to her for MONTHS. He got married on Bravo.. followed by sexting another woman. I’d say what she did was 1/8 as cruel as what he did to her.

I can’t believe nobody has commented on Shay’s complete inability to take any responsibility for his actions. After admitting to having a sexting relationship with another woman *while they were married*, he accused her of starting a new relationship too quickly. Not to mention that he said it was her fault that she

How is she still getting used to her new bewbs?! Honey, just cave and get a stylist. Stop wearing ill-fitting, unflattering stuff that doesn’t in any way appear to be comfortable. Also, burn your mom’s frosted lipsticks and glosses. Please.

She is one of those women who refuses to go up a size even if it looks better and feels better. “I’M A SIZE 4, DADGUMMIT!”

Ariana and Tom have my vote for “least awful.” Brittnay’s sense of life went out the door the minute Ajax (auto-correct error, but in keeping it) paid for her new pair of tits.