Except for Tiffany. She looks like Marla, but Donald is responsible for the lower half of her face. Ivanka is only in her mid-30s, yet it looks like she’s got a plastic surgeon on speed dial.

Or out of a gothic horror novel. Or in one of the vintage ballroom photographs at the Overlook Hotel.

This is the first time I’ve realized that Eric and Donald Jr. are two people. I always thought people referred to Eric sarcastically as Donald Jr.

Me, tipsy, out loud to no one: “Who the fuck is Brandon?!”

I just spent nearly 5 minutes looking for a picture that wasn’t awful. He’s not photogenic is basically what is happening with this guy.

Well, once he realized there were younger and prettier women out there, why would he stay married to his wife? It’s not like they had some kind of personal connection to inspire them to get married, apparently.

Wow. It would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay, suck a cock, get over yourself and finally enjoy life.

Excuse me, that muumuu/hospital gown with lace is unacceptable.

I lived in New Orleans for a long time and from the picture and the wonderful idiot with the tattoo, without context, I automatically assumed it had been taken at The Country Club, a New Orleans bar for wonderful idiots. I was super happy and a little bit smug to find out that I was 100% correct.

I also fly often. United was already on my “no fly” list for other reasons, but this just sealed the deal for me for life. Delta is pretty close with their frequent scheduling system outages. I usually got decent service from them but this latest thing definitely has me looking elsewhere to book. Right now, Southwest…

Jewish people love Easter.

I don’t see Trump, himself, doing this. (He’ll be off in Florida this weekend. It’s a safe bet. He doesn’t like children.) I am guessing he will hand this over to Ivanka. She and her husband will be the ones on the lawn much to their chagrin. (No one in that family seems like a kid person.) It will practically be the…

I’m amazed at how many people don’t blame United for this. It’s absolutely amazing who is mostly okay with fascism as long as it’s not affecting them.

I’ve read some lawyer opinions that United may have violated their contract of carriage, as the following appears to be the case:

I know I’m sounding like a Gizmodo/Jalopnik stan, but I think most of the comments are in agreement with the fact that United fucked up. It’s just that the longest threads are dominated by the United apologists/Libertarians who are all, “What do you expect? A business has the right to refuse service to anyone for any…

Right? I’m a doctor. I’m the only specialist of my kind at my hospital. If I don’t show up, 40-50 cancer patients don’t get treated. No joke. I would have panicked if they told me I wasn’t getting home for my shift.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

Thank you, Jessie. Really over the whole “let’s ban knives then, too!!!” comments.

People are more likely to survive a stabbing. Comments like yours, meant to deflect attention away from the real issue we have with guns in the USA, are getting really tiresome.