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“One would think that Mr. Murphy was given his freedom to leave the plantation so that he could make his own decisions...”

I thought it was an iconic comedy foursome lineup at the end there - but then I snorted when Beck Bennett came out and Kenan quickly shoved him off and took his place. Such a well done bit. And Kenan deserved to stand up there too! He’s been in comedy for AGES now. Good for him.

Santa isn’t going to give you the exact impeachment you want, so be prepared. You’re going to get the JC Penny off-brand imitation impeachment. But that’s ok! It’s not like you ever saw a real impeachment in person before! How would you even know one if you saw one? You get what you get and you don’t get upset.

Right? Because there are plenty of good edibles. I don’t smoke that much either, but I’ll eat THC any day.

Placed on leave? Fire this monster and arrest him.

I’m pretty sure Snoop would find a way to add THC to IV fluid if he couldn’t smoke anymore. I’m actually surprised that Willie has stopped consuming pot  -if that’s actually true, vs him saying “I don’t smoke anymore” and it being taken out of context because he didn’t elaborate on his alternate delivery methods.

Willie’s wife has an incredible line of edibles. His vape line is amazing too. Willie still gets high as fuck, I promise.

“Vestibule Vanessa”

“She says I didn’t live in my apartment building because majority of people who live there are white,” Rashad says in a screen captured message.

The best part is, there will be some anti-vaxxer along soon to blame “vaccine failure” or whatever they’re calling it this week because they’re purposely trying to dismantle the system that makes it work. Or refuse to believe how it works. They want it both ways. The vaccines work, or they don’t work, or they don’t…

“I don’t wanna hear that white people are the fucking plague all the time!”

Why is everything white?

Visit an older cemetery. Remark on the tombstones of young babies (some burial sites even have child areas) and note the DRAMATIC drop off in deaths after the 1960's. BECAUSE FUCKING VACCINATIONS.

How fucked up is it to co-opt the very relevant and important #believewomen hashtag to stand on your stupid incorrect soapbox?

Doing the Lord’s Work, one incredibly uncomfortable moment at a time. ;-)

I’d just tell him that she’s not required to disclose any of her private health information to anybody else. It’s standard practice if a patient’s parent accompanies them to the health visit, past age 11 or 12 or so, to ask the parent to step out of the room to discuss issues that they may not want their parents…

T.I. is very concerned about his daughter’s hymen. He’s so concerned that he recently told a podcast that he goes to the gynecologist every year to have the doctor “check” her hymen.

I’ve had conversations in barbershops, in the Marine Corps, or sitting on the stoop about this. More than half of all the black and brown men I know (including myself) have, “lost their virginity,” or had a sexual encounter with a much, much older woman at young age.

This is why I get pissed off at all these Mary Kay Letourneau wannabes and people’s reactions to them! Idiotic men suggest they wish they’d had a hot teacher on them & don’t understand it was assault, it was rape. People suggest that somehow it doesn’t hurt boys to be molested by women.