Her shop was in Fells Point, I believe? I know my mom went there on a couple of occasions too.

I thought for a second that was some fucked-up version of John Waters.

Que 10,000 comments about being too harsh on “well-meaning allies” *wank off motion* and how we’re alienating those who want to help us *wank off motion*

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

This poor woman’s getting death threats from “those very, very, fine people” that Trump loves so much.

It would blow so hard- you’d want to ask ‘hey, could you maybe hold off on honoring me for, I dunno, 4 years or so?’

I’d rather beat my own ass with sticks than show up in a shared space with that orange fuckface.

Brilliant.

the only confirmed attendee is LL Cool J

#WTF!?

Look you DO NOT FUCKING DIS THE WU TANG CLAN! Shit, that boy wasn’t just dropped on his head, his momma used his head as a space hopper.

Yes 59 is the best of people.

My sadistic friend lives in NYC and had sex with him twice; they met through a private Facebook meme group (whatever that means) and agreed to meet at a local bar, after which he took her to his place with a friend. He has a small and very mediocre penis; I can confirm this. His apartment is also scant, and he played…

Juror No. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

The gif is so me rn. I am so fucking here for petty republican drama (it helps take my mind off the extremely serious republican drama for a sec).

Miller is claiming that his wife is delighted to welcome his son into the world and into the family? I love it how he’s using his wife and kids as a shield. Really classy, guy. Family values man, all the way.

What kills me is THEY REALLY THINK THEY’RE VICTIMS. Hell, my conservative religious in-laws were super against “entitlements” until their 18 year old granddaughter got pregnant. Then, the REAL injustice was that she had to wait in line at the county benefits office...because all those “illegals” were in line in…

Just a reminder, ICE’s Employee Union endorsed Trump for president. It was their first political endorsement ever.

Fuck ICE. Fuck everyone involved in this. Fuck Trump, fuck everyone who voted for him, and fuck anyone who is still supporting him. Fuck his whole disgusting family, and fuck every bloated white over-privileged person who somehow thinks this administration will benefit him.