If you can’t be bothered to pop by the NICU when your premature baby arrives maybe don’t be at a rally with thousands of other little boys? I’d move on and tell MY son his dad was a sperm donor.

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

Oh man, Laverne Cox is the leader of the trans rights movement we deserve. She is such a wonderful and incisive advocate.

Trump: So how do you do to get that Trump Merit badge, scouts!?

Ha! If they’re offered the option of freezing sperm or eggs, especially at a subsidized cost, I’ll eat a thousand hats. The people pushing this contraception do not want these incarcerated persons to reproduce.

I didn’t want to get into it with the cavalier person I was replying to, because I’m mostly out of fight these days, but yeah, I agree with everything you said here 100%. I’m all for free or low cost birth control for those who want it, but this is not that. This is a form of coercion set against a racist historical…

My first thought was “Is this dementia or is this just lots of cocaine?”

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.

So they are letting a white British family with £1.3 million to spend on healthcare jump the immigration line to gain permanent residency in the US in the same bill that makes immigration more difficult immigration for everyone else, but especially targets brown folks from Mexico, Central and South America.

I honestly don’t think it’s a tough one. Best case scenario is he lives but never has a life. These parents are selfish as fuck.

Every day I read a story about an undocumented immigrant who’s a hard-working parent, pays taxes, contributes to society etc, and is being deported, perhaps to never see their kids again. But this one baby, who’s beyond saving and doomed to be bedridden for the rest of his life, gets permanent residence along with his…

And the U.S. citizens who die from lack of access to and ability to afford healthcare? Fuck them. But this baby who should be allowed to die peacefully and painlessly? Sure, bring him in, pay a couple hundred thousand to experiment on him while telling everyone else that they don’t deserve healthcare.

I wish they would just straight up call this the “White People Yes, All Other People No” bill.

White couple with adorable dying baby? Come on in, welcome!

This. The countless brown kids who desperately need permanent residence here to escape war, famine, you name it? Oh no. Those are dangerous. Those are lazy takers so fuck them, yeah? God I hate the GOP. 

What’s the scenario when Trump takes off those stupid hats? Does he have a swat team of hairstylists armed with rakes and Aquanet at the ready to re-weave that tonsorial nightmare he considers hair back into place?

Oh please Jesus I never ask for anything

Rumors are that WaPo is about to break the levies with a report (reports?) on the Trump/Russia fiasco between now and Independence Day. Happy July 4th and all!

PEE. TAPE.