I love Retta she is hilarious!
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He and Jennifer Lawrence are tied for “Closest that a human can get to being a puppy while still retaining extremely attractive human form.”
For real. My first post-giving-birth shower might’ve been my best one EVER.
I don’t have children. I’m not even sure I want children. However, I’m glad that you do because I like your style and this was hilarious. Mazel tov!
Yep. I just put in a load of cloth diapers to wash. I was nursing until after my pediatrician stopped even asking me if I was nursing. I didn’t cosleep (because sleep).
hahaha I like you. First thing I ate after my birth was a beef and bean burrito and a glass of chocolate milk. So. fucking. delish.
I’ve heard placenta is GREAT for plants and things. Especially tomatoes—my sister’s British in-laws would use them on their allotment garden, and apparently it’s brilliant.
I’ve been told that the hospital where I’m delivering automatically hands you a “doggy bag” with your placenta, so you can take it home. I guess that’s a thing in SE Asia? Yuck. I’m going to let them know ahead of time to toss that fucking thing.
I want to hug you. I took one look at the placenta because I was curious and went back to snuggling with my baby. Then I showered because gross doesn't convey the full extent of how nasty I was after labor. Then I had the best damn turkey sandwich ever. And with my second, they had to do some tests or something…
Is cloth diapering really considered a hippie thing now? My mum cloth diapered both me and my sister in the 80s because it was cheaper and because, in her words “The shop-bought things couldn’t stand up to you.”
I remember seeing the doctors pull the placenta, covered in meconium, from my wife after 33_Footsteps was born. I remember thinking, at the time, being in utter disbelief that anyone would want to eat that. And I’m not exactly shy about eating new things.
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