Attorney here. This gets a little technical so bear with me. The EEOC filed suit on behalf of Ms. Elauf in the federal district court for Oklahoma. Both sides filed for summary judgment. Summary judgment is a legal way of “cutting to the chase” when the parties agree on the facts and all that’s at issue is how the law…

Antonin Scalia: The...voice of reason?

I feel funny inside.

“While the Supreme Court reversed the Tenth Circuit decision, it did not determine that A&F discriminated against Ms. Elauf.”

It must be noted that Clarence Thomas was the 1 in the 8-1 vote in a case that Scalia said was “really easy.”

Equity is a huge company, I lived in a couple of their complexes out on the east coast. This is not gonna go well for them...

Jesus christ. I just...like...who wrote up this sign and was like, “Ah, this is good. This is an accurate and respectful and totally legal sign that will cause no problems and is totally fine to post in public. Good job, me!”? How dumb and/or racist do you have to be to write this bullshit?

Like, did she just pretend it was her house or something? Was there nicer furniture or??

Ain’t no shower like a Marilyn Mosby shower cuz a Marilyn Mosby shower is trespassory.

a neighbor who had broken into her apartment and used it to throw a baby shower

What are his thoughts on P. Allen Smith? His tablescapes are too busy, too matchy-matchy, huh?

Can I borrow him for a weekend? My 9 year-old could really use some help organizing her bedroom and her closet.

Re: 2 —- Martha’s a fucking G. Respect.

Oh, yeah. I have ‘em all and I re-read them all the time. I WILL NEVER BE ASHAMED OF THIS. So anyway. I’m with you.

“The dappled evening sunlight looked so pretty against the old Canadian white spruce fencing that I imported for the horse paddocks...the fencing is 100-year old white spruce railings dropped between new cedar upright posts.”

I think I’d rather be raised by wolves than live with a woman who dreamed about having an organized linen closet when she was a girl.

1 - My friend’s former bestie was Martha’s stylist and she fired her for no reason like all the others

I know I’m supposed to worship her as a gay man but she scares the shit out of me!

There are two kinds of people in this world: People that love Martha, and goddamn liars.

CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP LOVING MARTHA