Granny Panties are the BEST so I am LOVING this trend. Finally my underwear drawer full of hanes full coverage briefs are HIGH FASHION.

Gladiator sandals are my special pet peeve. First, ugly. Really really ugly. Next, sandals at a music festival? Nasty. Third, what's the point in sandals that restrict any part of your legs? Fourth, they make everyone look short and fat. Everyone.

Good god. It's like the mid-nineties got duped into spending way too much money on ombré highlights and see-through dresses.

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD CASS

It actually does happen! I used to work for a venue where they played a few times and they were super friendly and hung out with pretty much anyone who wanted to hang with them, though it was usually ladies. Even so, they would sincerely just chill on the bus, smoke pot, drink beers and chat. Nothing rowdy, no groupie…

Excuse me sir, but Redman is NOT an official member of Wu Tang. I feel as though by saying that he is, you are fucking with Wu Tang Clan and in case you are unaware, they are nothing to fuck with. Thank you.

“The defense claimed . . . that the Wu-Tang is nothing but gentlemen.”

THAT i would watch. also RIP ODB.

I’ve been to Florida and I went to Mexico recently. I would have really, really, really liked to see a manatee, but alas it didn’t happen. I’m judging this woman hard for freaking out so much. I hope she dropped her phone in the water and had to buy a new one for her stupidity.

“ManaTeed Off”

Idk, I feel like pandas are a close second. Like, they only eat bamboo, but bamboo doesn’t have enough nutrients, so they have to eat a FUCK TON of it to survive. That makes them fat and then they’re basically too fat and tired to reproduce. SO USELESS.

Mark this made me want to quit grad school and move to FL and live among the manatees as one of them. Spread that Manatee gospel.

I’d freak out if I randomly met a manatee while swimming too, but it would be the other kind of freaking out because manatees are amazingly cool. Hopefully that manatee has a comforting manatee sort in his or her life.

they never know which button to push, but they’re always cute and apologetic about it.

Is this the turtle you saw?

Manatees are totally chill and will gladly take your picture if you ask.

As a native Floridian, I would pay good money to see a movie where Spring Breakers are gummed to death by a manatee.