Yeah, but Jimmy Fallon in the story is a stupid dudebro in his early 20s, and he has since grown up a lot and worked with some amazing women.

Yeah, that was in Bossypants, by Tina Fey.

I didn’t even have to make that. It was just there. (When I Googled “Vagina Tattoo”...)

What are you talking about? This persons vagina tattoo is totally normal. There is absolutely nothing about this photo that would make me beat feet.

I just don't understand the baby one. Does she want to never have sex or something?

I can’t bear to watch the video but I am so damn glad that someone made one. There should be a reward for whoever filmed this.

I don’t either. Waxing maybe? Laser treatments? Because when I shaved my pubic area would never, ever be that smooth.

This cop will make a fortune on Go Fund Me.

Well now I have to.

If idiot bigoted clueless pizza shop owners can become millionaires through donations from their kind, I think a crowdfunded proper Lucy statue should be a cinch.

Kelly Clarkson no longer looks nineteen anymore. Obviously it’s because she’s lazy or something. Just for funsies, here’s what Mike Wallace looked like as a young man

Promise me that one of these days you will ask your father in law how long it’s actually been since his babies were born.

I’m not the biggest fan of her music, but the ONE thing people should be commenting on when talking about Kelly Clarkson is how the girl can fucking sing. Girl sings above and beyond virtually all her peers. Any other talk about her is just noise.

Fat jokes: the last vestige of people who truly have nothing intelligent to say.

‘Oh, God!’ And they’ll say, ‘If they think you’re big I must be so fat to them.’

OH MY GOD I DIDN’T EVEN THINK OF THAT. I now want this more than any TV-related thing that doesn’t involve Tatiana Maslany or Yannick Bisson.

You guys all know about this, right?

I would definitely watch a show where DJ and Kimmy are married to each other and have three adorable boys.