Fairytale of New York should be played and sung along with year round

I am a Muslim and when I talk to other Muslims about the concept of other Muslims being Muslim and Republican we just can’t grasp the concept.

So is Chewbacca (& the whole Wookie crew) except for his sash/belt thingy.. and he moans a lot.. Explain THAT dad!!!!!

Bad college roomates can cause lifelong trauma and humor simultaneously. I remember my friend had a dorm roommate who thought she was a vampire and kept bottles of what she said was blood (we never actually tried it out to confirm) in the mini-fridge. She wasn’t merely goth... she took it creeptastic levels and not in…

I want the old Carl/Coral back. The one who would kill a muther fucker dead in a blink of an eye for being an annoying shit. I want Carl to kill Ron. I was so pissed he gave him a pass.
KILL HIM CARL. KILL THAT WHINING SNOT.

Here is where the school went wrong: Sending out a letter explaining a fucking book.

You are a god damn genius. Now I'm laying in bed wanting to get up and make that at 11:40pm

I just want to sit and eat stuffing sandwiches forever... With gravy. There is something amazing about making and eating a sandwich that is essentially baked buttery bread smashed between two pieces of bread and then dipping it in gravy.

I’m 43 with 4 kids and never know where my keys are and forget at least once a week that it’s time to pick up my actual children whom I birthed and live with every day of my life. We won’t talk about how often I run out of gas. I hate to tell you, it's not going to improve with age.

Everything you just said. This has been my life lately except I am Muslim and apparently a lot people I know, including my relatives, think it's a good idea as well. I guess they really want myself and my children to go register. So sweet isn't it? I feel loved.

Can we just start a change.org petition for a longer remix? It’s necessary for the greater good of society for Trina to make a longer version.
Need.
More.
Trina.

No. just bras and trolls.

No. the point of your conversation was to attempt to play respectability politics and tell people of color of who object to racist dickwads like Trump how they should and should not protest or object.

My daughter is now 21 and she was raised singing and dancing to Missy. Most of her young childhood was spent memorizing all the choreography and plotting ways to have that little girl dancer she had assassinated so she could replace her. This created her life long love of dance so go dance with that baby all day long!

I feel like hip hop was just saved and I’m crying. She flew in wearing a shiny cape and saved the fucking universe like the god damn super hero she is.

I fucking cried from sheer joy.... In between the 11 dance parties I just had while my kids are still in their pajamas and we are going to be late for school. What reason will I give on the tardy slip? Uh... Missy Elliot Morning Dance Party of course. Totally legit reason to be late.

oh and I don’t play respectability politics. The days of holding hands and singing songs while fuckwad racists like Trump promote abusing us are over. I’m also super sick of people trying to correct those of us who refuse to play respectability politics. Not playing it. Not doing it.

I bet Hitler had some ideas people should have listened to as well, you know just to be fair... oh wait....

Let's all go to trump rallies and have a read in.

Trump is a racist homophobic anti-woman fuckbag. So no. I’m not listening to his “ideas” because they are bullshit and not rooted in anything but racism, misogyny and hate. They are not ideas, they are hate speech and no I won’t listen to it. Fuck him.