I’m curious how long we seriously expect the world to continue to just put up with America telling every other nation what to do, how to live, what to have or not have and how to do it while we do whatever the fuck we want? Do we seriously not expect another country to just get fed the fuck up with us and say “fuck…

That is NOT a kid’s doll. Those are one of the realistic custom babies that adults buy and I live in the Bay Area and seriously, people buy those ALL THE TIME to use the carpool lane. Those dolls seriously up close look totally real. They have real human hair. The reason they buy them is so if they get pulled over it…

Well Alaska is not in a bubble and the drilling there impacts the whole planet sooooo... no. Fuck Shell Oil. We don’t need to depend on oil. We have a million energy alternatives and the only reason these oil companies are even in business is that they pay off the govt through lobby deals. Obama sold out on this one.

I’m going to be the grinch who stole President Obama’s Alaska Adventures.. and I don’t hate him.. I voted for him which is why I am bothered by this....

God Damn you’re good!!! Best gif ever in life. Hands down. You won the internet today and always.

She has a name? Of course she does. Does she wear a seatbelt?

The dumb fuck who left their fake ass baby in the carseat that they use to scam the carpool lane. That’s who.

They did it to drive in the carpool lane. Seriously. That’s why. A lot of assholes do that shit here in the Bay Area and yeah, the traffic is that bad.

I remember when she was on Survivor thinking “She’s so stupid she’sexhausting” and wanting her to be eaten by some sort of wild animal.

I fucking love you and I want to work with you just so you can eulagize my funeral please.

omg... I have had to read this 4 times and I am still laughing. Omg you win. You have outpissed everyone in this pissing contest.

I just went to a funeral where #2 on your list was pretty much the WHOLE funeral and they even mocked the deceased at one point for having “messed with that Islam stuff before he found Jesus” while my husband and kids and I all sat there.... being Muslim...... awkward......

It was but in the moment it was really weird because I went to his funeral expecting one thing and left his funeral and drove home saying “I just cremated my friend. wow.” Hindsight it was exactly as it should have been, I just was totally unprepared for it. Which I guess was also exactly as it should have been. I…

Thanks. He was a really unique and special person. I loved him to the moon. He was a brilliant artist and mind... so brilliant it ultimately hurt him in the end but I really think he just soared off the planet on his terms. I’m glad his mom had us all do what we did. It made it okay to let him go plus we all did it…

Many years ago one of my very good friends died suddenly. The circumstances were pretty bad but he had this super cool hippie mom. His mom was the mom who’s house we always wanted to hang out at as teenager. So when he died she decided to bring him home and some friends made him a pine box and she decorated it with…

Right now there are SNL writers who just fell to their knees and shouted “THANK YOU! OMG THANK YOU!!”

Seriously. Thank you. My husband is a much better hands on parent than I am. I am good at the big shit like dealing with my son’s IEP team at school but day to day household stuff is all him. He washed all the shitty cloth diapers (2 babies at once at that!), laundry, mopping, grocery shopping... I hate all of that…

While he is in “rehab” whatever weird Christian extremist form of “therapy” it may be I hope she is able to get some actual real therapy that helps her decide to run.. don’t walk... run girl!

It’s time for bear stories to be filed to Team Bear.

Thank you!!! I live up here and I can say 100% without doubt or question that I have watched white women get shit faced, screaming, whooping, hollering and puking drunk every single week I’ve lived here and that’s 30+ years!!!! I have never.... In the words of OutKast “never.. Ever ever ever..” Seen these drunk women…