Yeah I am the opposite of Type A so I guess that is why this totally confuses the shit out of me. I would lose the accordian folder in my pile of laundry. ;-)

Sometimes I feel like the crazy over the top custom drinks are not because the person actually really likes that drink but because they like to be dominant over the baristas. There is this attitude that just comes with it that really bothers me. I have said stuff to people in line being shitty to the baristas because…

But damn, that also means he has to maintain 365 email addresses. All douchebaggery aside I am confused as to how he maintains this.

I lived in an area with bears. It's super easy to chase a bear off. Just bang pots and pans from the window and they take off. The mom was irritating as hell.

Okay well it looks like they can have 1-6 cubs. Damn. I thought 2 was the max. How the hell does she get 5 babies to take a nap for months? I couldn’t get 2 toddlers to nap for an hour.

Being in a chlorinated pool won’t fuck up a bear because it’s diluted to a moderately low level. Leaving a big ass tub of chlorine tablets just sitting around to be eaten can totally fuck up wild animals. It also can fuck up your small children who are bitching about their floaties.

I do too... where are the jezzie biologists to explain this?

If I had to hear about their god damn “floaty” one more time... in meantime they only seemed mildly concerned about a MOTHER bear of FIVE cubs eating the bucket of chlorine tablets!!!

I had no idea that a bear could have that many cubs at once. Wow.

Now I know what I want for my birthday after having four... Yes four... Kids. All natural. Homebirth even.

Dirty midnight burger is what I eat when I need to poop. It’s a guaranteed poop inducer.

I agree and for the fact Ed Sheeran is always the first one to make fun of himself so the critic is always going to be late to the game.

Many states have coded it into state level legislative policy as well. It is upheld nationally in several supreme court cases and adopted in various ways on state level. In CA where I live it was adopted into code section 3300-3313.

So many people don't know about it which is why I always tell people. It's really the very heart of how this shit and why this shit keeps happening. I wish every time these articles were written the journalists would talk about this issue. It's serio and we need to overturn this law.

The Law Enforcement Officer Bill of Rights is why. Yes, technically she can sue the officers but she likely will not win because the evidence she needs to prove what they did to her will be kept from the courts under the Law Enforcement Officer Bill of Rights. This bill of rights prevents officers from “unreasonable…

Uh... yeah... so here’s their “reset button” and this disaster hit the entire state of LA.

Thank you for saving us from at least one of them. My daughter just went to Outside Lands and she came home annoyed to the point that she almost hated the whole concert. I asked her how it was and she said
“The bands were great, food was awesome.... but all the white girls dressed like every culture that makes up me…

You know what? Part of being Pro-Choice is actually BEING PRO-CHOICE. That means HER body HER choice. She has the right to make that choice no matter what it is or why.

My daughter and I are tight. We hang out all the time... in our freaking pajamas eating ice cream and binge watching Netflix. I could not imagine even wanting to go party with her for several reasons:

I was thinking the same exact thing... then I also thought why not use a diva cup? Not because I dig period shaming but because running with a damp inner thigh situation can’t feel good.