Smile and give a thumbs up for white privilege.

I wish the people on my sons IEP team read Jezebel at work. I’m positive they would be much more fun to sit in an IEP with. Sadly I’m positive none of them do. They are either boring, uptight or boring and uptight. My kid is the opposite of those things. I wonder if I can request “all team members must read 4-5…

I’m sure the editor in chief at The New Yorker doesn’t see him/herself as a racist.... YET.... here it’s the anniversary of Michael Brown’s death and they choose to do this big interview with this giant shit stain? White privilege and racism in full effect here.... how much did they pay him for this interview and…

I don’t know a ton about meth but......since when did it come as gelcaps?

You are the reason that there is still hope for the next generation of adults. Your daughter will remember that moment. My daughter thanks you!!!

Oh yeah, she took off in her Lexus. Seriously.

My daughter once stopped making drinks to break down the actual math for these people in line bitching that the drinks “take too long”.... It was fantastic. She did it like it was word problem and she was the teacher.

Seriously. On the upside I can say that the manager banned that woman from ever coming back and tossed her out on her ass. Starbucks took really good of my daughter’s injury and was supportive of her right to not be treated like shit by customers. It just stuns me how rude I see customers behave at various Starbucks.…

Yep. The Starbucks ones are hands down the fucking worst and the people who order them are the worst.

Secret Menu is a dick move. My daughter worked for Starbucks and that shit was annoying as fuck. She would have a line out the door, 25 drink cups on the bar and some asshole would insist on having his/her secret menu drink. What’s worse is they don’t always have the ingrediants as some syrups are seasonal. Every try…

We would be murderin’ all kinds of rap lyrics together! ;-)

I thought the same shit! Is there a different Waze? Or do you pin the accident first and get points for it?

I’m way more jealous she gets Tracee Ellis Ross as a sister in law. I would love to have Tmurda as my SIL. We would be best friends. She is my internet BFF she just doesn’t know it yet.

Thanks. Unfortunately the poor kid has the world’s most unhandy, uncrafty mom ever. I can’t even hang a picture on the 5th try. He on the otherhand has a bedroom of his own design that looks like a floor display. When his dad and I get old we already decided he’s the kid we are living with. He’ll have the nicest…

It blows my mind the shit people spend money on that’s stupid and not fun. My dad’s wife (not rich... she just thinks she is) has done shit like this for the entire 30 years she has been married to my dad. Whatever article she reads about some ridiculous shit people do she runs out and does it. In fact I hope to god…

Kids know what they love and you have to just go with it. My son became obsessed with Sunset Magazine when he was 4. He’s 7 now and even more obsessed. I took him to the Sunset Celebration weekend this year and he was ecstatic. You would have thought we were at Disneyland. He went to every booth and demonstration…

No. Just. No.

exactly! My dad and I always used the word “Forest" in quotes when we went there. It's a nice place in the winter and spring but summer? In a drought? Ew.

Uh not sure about that shutterstock image because the Angeles National Forest doesn't look like that. It's hot as fuck, mostly shrub and brush and now that the drought is in full effect the creeks are all basically dried up. I'm down for hiking dates but that's a shitty date. I used to camp there with my dad as a kid.…

Thank you! He’s pretty freaking adorable. He basically can get me to buy any gadget at Williams Sonoma just by looking at me. I’m weak. They’ve already offered him a job in 9 years.... He’s gonna need it ;-)