The two top-selling female rap artists of the past decade.

Don’t pretend they aren’t famous or important just because you don’t like their shit. It’s petty.

With Jude Law in the mix, I feel like this could be a sequel to Closer where Alice becomes a pop star and Dan spends his middle age riding her coattails.

As a black woman currently rocking a ‘fro, I can 10000% confirm this is not an afro. 

I don’t know, Pete. Not sure if this will be a Whitney/Bobby back and forth like you are hoping. She might have skipped the long toxic relationship phase and headed straight to “Take 20 showers” phase of regret (thanks to her mother and brother Frankie, they seem to have guided her out of this quickly). 5 months was a…

Poor guys leave their relationships for younger women too— I think the rich guys just have better options. 

dude also brought out the guy that beat the crap out of her at one of his recent concerts.  He is a chump and low key hates women

Hopefully his boner subsides...

lol, dude, it’s really not that deep. 

I remember really enjoying "The Rules of Attraction", if only for Faye Dunaway and Swoosie Kurtz boozing it up while it cuts to their sons dancing in their underwear to George Michael, and being like a "fuck you" to WB by casting Dawson Leary as a bisexual cad and Mary Camden as a coked-up co-edm

Even worse, while I had no interest in reading 500 days of insipid drivel about Ms Cavallari, the obsessive completionist in me is irrationally angry that it terminated early.

‘Sup girl?

ok hear me out-but what if he in an alternate timeline could play a constantly shirtless Batman?

Why is Kanye?

Hate to say it, but Evan has *always* pinged my gaydar, especially compared to his brother, Ross Næss. Perhaps it’s just wishful thinking; I mean just imagine being a baby geigh and your mother is Diana Ross! Oh, the hours and hours of fun to be had in her closet, for example. 

The Simpson-Rosses are moderately entertaining, sure, but fail to capture the charm of other reality couples like Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler in Very Cavallari 

No doubt. One of the big teachings in Al-Anon is that you need to find out why you chose to be in a relationship with an addict in the first place, because if you don’t figure it out you’re going to do it again and again. The addict is not the only sick person in the relationship.

I actually love chest hair on men. Not sweater-looking, but a nice amount.

Denise was a goddamn saint. She took the next wives KIDS when she went into her tail spin to give them a stable environment.

Denise Richards is another superstar that Charlie Sheen does not deserve. 

Jennifer Garner seems to value keeping the father of her children alive. More stories about celebrity compassion, please. Even if you have to make them up.