And evangelicals take the rule book literally.

Remember her Vanity Fair interview? Masterclass in showing just enough vulnerability to appear genuine and sympathetic while still projecting the strong independent woman vibe, not to mention a perfect application of “bless his heart.”

Angelina Jolie should hire Jennifer Garner’s PR people because that’s how you get a dig in while keeping your hands clean. 

There’s no “ish” about it, Max is definitely the hot one. It’s the hair.

To be fair, there ARE very fine purchasers of athletic footwear on both sides, both sides.

MJ might be the greatest of all time, but Jesus CHRIST he is such a pussy. 

Good for Brady. The man wears a lot of hats. Husband, father, aspiring alternative health guru, historically outstanding quarterback. He’s famously disciplined, and some would even call him an outright ascetic. I think he’s entitled to treating himself to a nice subwoofer.

“woof” is also the sound air makes when escaping from a football

I appreciate Beyonce for the stand-up move but

Excuse me but are you suggesting that a man who was raised by a Klansman who was arrested for rioting over there being too many Catholics in the police department and who also wants to outlaw Islam, making it a centerpiece of his campaign, would also have a problem with Jews? 

Doing anything with Justin Timberlake is UNFORGIVABLE.

She let bees into the house.

I met my husband-to-be on Tinder. We get married in 25 days (holy shit!)

My reaction, exactly! Without Megyn Kelly Today Today, I forgot about her entirely! 

The Aristocrats!

Why the goddamn fuck does anyone ever need to hear what Meghan McCain has to say?

It’s more like the 2016 election again, including getting our collective anal glands milked.

Isn’t this “Maid in Manhattan” all over again?

I find JLo so endearing in these roles. Plus her an Leah’s Remini are friends IRL so I like that chemistry. I’ll watch it. Also, Milo Ventimiglia.

So the Pope and Katy Perry walk into a bar and everyone fucking leaves.