I’d be willing to bet Mariah never slept with James Packer. Maybe she let him get to second base. Eminem said in a song (The Warning) that they only slept together once and I don’t think she counts him in her list. I would definitely include Luis Miguel, they were together for three years and she *adored* him.

I love your brain for that comment. And for your handle.

I really, really like him. He’s not threatened by her at all, on the contrary: he’s happy to celebrate her and encourage her and he’s not intimidated by her being the star of the relationship. I think she got herself a good one.

He’s the Actual Worst.

His eyes, so serious and solemn, his hand over his heart, his smugness filling the elevator... And the paper bag.

This is making him look so petty. And Douchey.

I’m sorry about your father, but what a great superpower to have in life.

I’m still confused by Look What You Made Me Do. Probably because the old Taylor is dead.

When they met the Obamas at the White House and Trump left her behind Barack went straight to her to help her up the steps. He and Michelle ushered her into the house behind Donald. Melania smiled then, too.

I love his voice, too.

It’s especially poetic considering how many people were brought down because of his (tiny) dick.

And she laughs out loud in this interview

But Then Every Word Will Start With Caps.

What scares me is that I always understand what he’s saying.

It just seems like he’s trying very hard to be cool and unbothered and he just ends up looking bored.

Really? They couldn’t get a better take of him saying “What’s not to like”?

“That Gringa has a colonizer accent!”

Also, a lot of young boys look up to him. I do think the new generation is more in touch with their feelings, and having a star like The Rock making it okay to reach out for help only makes it easier for them to do the same.