It means she's living in a Grimm fairy tale (because she is).

Still, it is a nice(?) change from watching Higuain stepping on his own dick.

I hear that’s OK there as long as they weren’t exposed to another man.

This would have been settled peacefully if everybody had been armed.

The real heroes are on the internet questioning the toughness of the players.

Oh look, the “soccer players are soft” guy has logged on.

Trying to slip his Jesusing between jokes about poop is the “put a pill in hamburger” of acceptance speeches.

“He’s definitely the kind of guy who overuses the word ‘awesome’ to describe Jesus,” Stassa Edwards added.

Are you on drugs? Mexico is in no way on par with Portugal

That’s a cuckoo comment.

The Swiss strategy to pummel him coupled with a referee disinterested it Neymar’s legendary diving proved the difference.

Let’s at least grant Brazil this: the Swiss are born and raised to achieve a neutral result.

I hate this dude as much as anyone can hate somebody but he truly is one of the greats. Only a handful of players can kick these curved balls so precisely (it reminded me of Ronaldinho Gaúcho in his heyday) and rise to the occasion when the team needed it.

+1

Let me start off by saying that I hate LOATHE Cristiano Ronaldo with the red hot passion of a thousand suns. His stupid good looks, his stupid talent, his stupid hot girlfriend, his stupid money, all of it. This jackwagon is living MY best life, and because of it I’ll be a forever hater of all things CR.

So I was…

Incredible game. It has recently been wonder watching Ronaldo play for Portugal in these games as the team itself is really weak, probably weaker than it was when they won the Euro just two years ago, but Ronaldo just refuses to lose. It is simply bonkers to witness.

I’ve thought of Messi as the best player ever and Ronaldo as the best goal scorer ever for quite some time, but Ronaldo’s consistently mind-boggling play in tournament formats is hard for me to argue with.

This is like 500 days of Kristen and I’m ok with it

That’s a good question, Mexico traditionally does not need one, but the Canadian team showed up with Lacrosse sticks and flannel Umbros

great, I am really looking for a pair of cute high-tops to round out my soft butch mom aesthetic