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It was fucking terrible. I was speechless. But that’s not even half as terrible to me as when she has the fucking audacity to demand Aidan let her be friends with Big. THEN FUCKING INVITES HIM OVER TO THE DAMN CABIN. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK??????????? I’m all about being friends with your exes if your situation allows

And...? We can’t be friends with republicans? Gtfotta here. Reese has done great things for women in Hollywood.

I’m in the “no song exists” camp, but my guesses:

But reflecting on all of this, I really do have to raise my glass for Pusha Thanos. He quietly collected all the infinity stones, then made a trap. And Captain Canada in his arrogance walked straight into it, and didn’t realize what was up until it was too late. And in doing so Pusha Thanos created enough name

Kim K is often worthy of criticism but she’s also worthy of credit where it’s due. This is an unequivocally good thing she did.

Oh, it made me FURIOUS when Carrie got mad at Charlotte for having the audacity to not want to hand over a giant pile of money to her friend (who was in need of money because she couldn’t manage her money).

Seeing them deal with friendship troubles, especially since it was usually related to core parts of their personality (like the Charlotte/Samantha fight) was always fun.

“ultimately the whole damn country of Canada is looking weaksauce out here”

Only deviants hold hands.

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I am not a Kardashian fan at all, but I’ll never blame them for the behavior of the men in their lives. OJ and Kanye are both garbage, Kardashian or not.

I feel sadder for Kim.

that is, a guy giving his wife a guitar, then the wife being awarded the guitar in the divorce settlement- there wouldn’t be any outcry at all.

And men keep knocking up Rachel Dolezal. What’s your point?

nothing but respect for MY elevator

Notice how he placed a paper bag against the doors to keep them open, for the perfect elevator selfie.

Nev sucks, but Max is cute

Has anybody interviewed the elevator?

Everytime I see that elevator selfie, my eyes roll so far back into my skull that I am afraid they will disconnect from my brain.