She loves being in a relationship. He wants someone who wants to be in a relationship so he can be extra EXTRA with her. So yes, I’d say they’re perfect for each other.

Carrie Fisher is one of my favorite people. I love that she’s worn so many hats in Hollywood and how open she’s been about living with a mental illness. She made electric shock therapy sound funny in her book. She can make anything funny.

That was better than the sex scenes in the book.

(Ailes) seemed to be nakedly colluding with the Republican presidential nominee.

This is the best sports conversation ever.

He’ll ask Huma to pay for the wall.

I keep thinking about that poor kid seeing himself in that pic next to his dad’s junk.

I always thought he was more similar to Prince. Both prolific, flamboyant, and unapologetically themselves.

I keep trying to find Orlando Bloom handsome but he does nothing for me. Nice eyes, the rest of his face is meh.

Paddleboarding with nude Englishman > Sitting on rocks with fully clothed Englishman

Caitlyn said Kris knew from very early on that she liked wearing women’s clothes, but from what I could tell she really downplayed it as “just her thing, no biggie” and didn’t specifically say she was transgender. I’m not sure if Kris ever saw it as anything beyond “Bruce likes to dress up as a woman sometimes”.

I keep reading “Kara’s fine!” with Jennifer Aniston’s voice.

I believe you. His interviews and speeches are SO dumb. He tries so hard to appear charming and funny and cute, when really he’s just annoying. Nice eyes, though.

And such a charming potato at that.

Pajiba has been calling him Charming Potato for years. I can’t call him anything else.

This was the first thing that came to mind! They used to brush each other with their eyelashes before getting married. Take *that*, Josh Hartnett.

I don’t know if it was intentional, but it certainly worked.

It’s R-U-L-E.

u guys dont understand his pain smh

I’ve always wondered if old rockers who dye their hair (McCartney, Jagger, and all the dudes that look like old ladies now) dye their pubes, too. Or maybe they shave it all off? Do they care if the curtains don’t watch the drapes?