I love how he seamlessly oscillates between throwing straight daggers and giving her genuine-seeming compliments.

I’m intrigued. Please elaborate.

YES, yes to all of this.

Medellín taught us that lesson

Now I have “Bible stuuuuuudies, Cheesecake Faaactory” stuck in my head again. I don’t mind.

Does Tyra inviting Naomi to her show to clear things up (but really just having her sit there while Tyra talked about herself) count as an interview? Because it’s pretty epic. You can just see Naomi’s annoyance but she exhibited a remarkable amount of self-control throughout.

Rumor has it she dumped him while he was shooting Gatsby and he wouldn’t come out of his trailer for an entire day. I love that rumor.

Wasn’t it Simon of Cyrene?

I don’t even think of her as an actress, but as the woman who made Leonardo DiCaprio her bitch and then dumped him for Ryan Reynolds.

Miss Poke sounds like that annoying friend who would always poke you on Facebook.

I was gonna say “Ewan McGregor as Actor Who Shows Penis a Lot”!

I can totally see it. ‘Beige Goldmine’. Céline could be Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Sarah could be Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor could be Ewan McGregor.

Chicks, man

It’s super green.

I’m surprised he didn’t say “except she’s a woman, not a person”.

The tweet was deleted and now I’ll never know why it’s so crazy and weird that those photos came out the day before ______________

This is the most blatant thunder-stealing I’ve ever seen, and they both look like they’re aware of it.

I’m counting on him to stop the feeling.

Yup, and she was pissed the fuck off while doing so.

I’ve always thought she has Jay’s face with Beyoncé’s eyes and eyebrows.