He’ll ask Huma to pay for the wall.

I keep thinking about that poor kid seeing himself in that pic next to his dad’s junk.

I always thought he was more similar to Prince. Both prolific, flamboyant, and unapologetically themselves.

I keep trying to find Orlando Bloom handsome but he does nothing for me. Nice eyes, the rest of his face is meh.

Paddleboarding with nude Englishman > Sitting on rocks with fully clothed Englishman

Caitlyn said Kris knew from very early on that she liked wearing women’s clothes, but from what I could tell she really downplayed it as “just her thing, no biggie” and didn’t specifically say she was transgender. I’m not sure if Kris ever saw it as anything beyond “Bruce likes to dress up as a woman sometimes”.

I keep reading “Kara’s fine!” with Jennifer Aniston’s voice.

I believe you. His interviews and speeches are SO dumb. He tries so hard to appear charming and funny and cute, when really he’s just annoying. Nice eyes, though.

And such a charming potato at that.

Pajiba has been calling him Charming Potato for years. I can’t call him anything else.

This was the first thing that came to mind! They used to brush each other with their eyelashes before getting married. Take *that*, Josh Hartnett.

It’s R-U-L-E.

u guys dont understand his pain smh

I’ve always wondered if old rockers who dye their hair (McCartney, Jagger, and all the dudes that look like old ladies now) dye their pubes, too. Or maybe they shave it all off? Do they care if the curtains don’t watch the drapes?

I love how he seamlessly oscillates between throwing straight daggers and giving her genuine-seeming compliments.

I’m intrigued. Please elaborate.

YES, yes to all of this.

Now I have “Bible stuuuuuudies, Cheesecake Faaactory” stuck in my head again. I don’t mind.

Does Tyra inviting Naomi to her show to clear things up (but really just having her sit there while Tyra talked about herself) count as an interview? Because it’s pretty epic. You can just see Naomi’s annoyance but she exhibited a remarkable amount of self-control throughout.

Rumor has it she dumped him while he was shooting Gatsby and he wouldn’t come out of his trailer for an entire day. I love that rumor.