Wasn’t it Simon of Cyrene?

I don’t even think of her as an actress, but as the woman who made Leonardo DiCaprio her bitch and then dumped him for Ryan Reynolds.

Miss Poke sounds like that annoying friend who would always poke you on Facebook.

I was gonna say “Ewan McGregor as Actor Who Shows Penis a Lot”!

I can totally see it. ‘Beige Goldmine’. Céline could be Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Sarah could be Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor could be Ewan McGregor.

Chicks, man

It’s super green.

I’m surprised he didn’t say “except she’s a woman, not a person”.

The tweet was deleted and now I’ll never know why it’s so crazy and weird that those photos came out the day before ______________

This is the most blatant thunder-stealing I’ve ever seen, and they both look like they’re aware of it.

I’m counting on him to stop the feeling.

Yup, and she was pissed the fuck off while doing so.

I’ve always thought she has Jay’s face with Beyoncé’s eyes and eyebrows.

This story seems more fitting for a“Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?” remake than the weird vampire stuff Franco came up with.

Read this with Derek Zoolander’s voice.

I love that there’s always a use for this gif. And I wanna think this is Mariah’s response when she’s asked about Tay-Tay.

Maybe she got tired of coloring his hair for him. Those ROCKSTAR 5EVAH rings didn’t make it easy for him to do it himself.

I think I’m in the minority, but I *love* my white jeans. I don’t wear them all the time, but that makes them even more special. The fact that people are afraid of wearing them makes me feel brave in a Nancy Meyers heroine kind of way. Just thinking about how good they’d look in her beige and white world makes me sigh…

You know who I miss?

Some of the new writers are not so bad. One of them called Jared Leto the thespian world’s answer to Avril Lavigne and it gave me a pretty good laugh.