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Gary Oldman deserves to be an Oscar winner but he absolutely deserved that title for Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy rather than Darkest Hour. While it seems appropriate - given some of his more famous roles - that he won for one where he got all shouty and bombastic, his quiet, layered and nuanced turn as Smiley was

It’ll star Atkinson as a man trying to kill a bee while he’s taking care of a luxurious mansion.

Relax. He has a cunning plan.

I have no opinion of James Corden playing straight characters, but as a homo sapien I object to him playing one!

And I could even possibly forgive him that were it not also for the fact that he inevitably makes the canon dumber. Like so dumb I no longer even want anything to do with it. It’s not just that he has to own it; he has to rub salt into the wound by being so thoroughly unworthy of owning.

No one else sees Judy Greer as Kitty Sanchez?

Theirs is one of the very few planets where the button-down shirt was invented before the wheel.

For me, the Kirk jokes work best when there are only a couple a season, and they’re quick with it (see: “I told that idiot to slice my sandwich!”). I don’t need a whipping boy character to have a rich narrative arc--Moleman volunteers his time at an animal shelter? Who knew?--but I don’t need to see him get kicked all

But think of the remixes!

It harkens back to how they’ve treated Lisa: She started as the small voice of the young, idealistic writing staff, but became a shrill punching bag as they became older and more jaded. The Lisa of “Lisa the Vegetarian” could at least reconcile how her moral superiority put off others to the point where they doubled

Simpsons Quotes are a family activity. Happy families. Maybe AV Clubbers use  Simpsons quotes, we don’t know. Frankly, we don’t want to know. It’s a market we can do without.

“I’m not from Appalachia, but confidently state the reason people think this isn’t a good depiction of the place I’m not from is because they don’t like its politics.”

I don’t recall saying ‘Good Luck.’.  

It’s the 24th anniversary of “A Milhouse Divided”

There’s nothing that screams manliness or alpha male like Ben Shapiro’s voice and lack of knowledge of how vaginas work. 

I’ve always like Eddie Izzard’s take on it: “They’re not women’s clothes, they’re my clothes. I own them.”

Just think of Prince standing next to a forest.