(hell, I still love The Frighteners, but it’s actually good)

“Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vacciiiiiine.

Snyder’s “ideal” version of Justice League would be in black-and-white, possibly because he’s un artiste

Is that the Super Shredder from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II? 

As a fan of horror films, I subjected myself to Human Centipede. In a mythology class in college I learned about ouroboros. I met Jim Rose once and was introduced to many amazing contortionists. But I think it would take an advanced knowledge of time-space I don’t possess to explain exactly how far up his own ass Zack…

I'll always cherish his later-day work on The Good Wife & Good Fight - so good. 

At least Michael Bay doesn’t pretend to care.

I just...

The man’s been fighting it for damn near 30 years now. He’s put a lot of good in the world during that time. It’s sad to see it get to him like this, but he’s still been stronger about it than I think I could have been.

I have this incredible adoration for Michael J. Fox. When I was in my teens and early 20's, I fell in love with his performance in you-know-which-movies, so much that I actually used to love his barely-passable comedies like Secret of My Success and For Love or Money (hell, I still love The Frighteners, but it’s…

MJF has nothing to prove to anyone. He did his thing like a boss and that’s how he’ll be remembered.

I certainly don’t want to disparage investors’ attempts to get money in return for their money, but Parton just straight up gave them a million bucks.

“All for Silas, all for Silas!”

Christians talk about being oppressed and hated, yet Dolly Parton is an outspoken Christian who’s almost universally beloved.

The Gendables

Make an actual point or sod off.

Ben’s just mad that his wife saw Styles in that dress and now she has bacterial vaginosis, yeast infection, or trichomonis.

Also:

Teal Seam 6

I think “allegedly” is missing from “exactly”.