You have put more thought into Hagar the Horrible in this post than its creators have in the entire 50 years it’s been around.

There’s a tweet for everything:

My favorite/least favorite thing about this is all the morons on Twitter saying “What’s the rush? Let the process play out.” Like, a) there’s literally a pandemic, and the guy in the White House is actively spreading it, all the while his cabinet is chock full of “Acting Secretary”s. And also, you can play it out AND…

The arroz con pollo, hombre.

Remember when people thought Don Draper was going to end up being DB Cooper based on the fact that he was an adult in the ‘60s who wore a suit?

It’s the follow up to that deleted scene from T2 where the terminator learns about smiling.

Can I change Vincent Price to Peter Lorre? 

He must work there or something.

I’m sure Rowling will be outraged that this wife beater is making eight figures off of her name and franchise and will now finally after a week of silence publicly condemn materially enriching that person given her previous rush to opposing people because of the problem of male violence right?

/read entirely as Jon Lovitz

It can be made creepier!

Their new website is smellthe.gov.

How do people type this shit with a straight face in 2020? Many of us can’t leave our homes due to COVID. Hello?

“people who can’t control their emotions”

These are the same folks who thought it was the height of bad-ass cleverness to turn Trump into Thanos, using a scene that ends with Thanos being out-smarted and vanquished forever. 

There’s real humor in the notion that the Trump campaign used the Death Star as a metaphor for their efforts, apparently forgetting that every single version of the Death Star or similar planetary superweapons were all destroyed at the end of their respective movies.

“There he is, seat 4F!”

“Dance, Monkeys! Dance for your hours!” -fucking Gamestop execs.

I’m not sure “coming together to make positive change for all” is possible when 50% actively opposes anything resembling positivity and change.