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nickname: a familiar or humorous name given to a person or thing instead of or as well as the real name.

“As someone who has studied piracy extensively, Stede Bonnet is the most pathetic pirate.”

As someone who has studied piracy extensively, Stede Bonnet is the most pathetic pirate.  He was a rich plantation owner from Barbados who I guess got bored with life and tried to become a pirate.  On his first voyage he attacked a Man o War with a sloop, akin to a destroyer fighting a battleship.  He lost and nearly

You seem perpetually frustrated and perplexed that people promoting body autonomy and healthy sexual attitudes are also against rape. 

Elementary was a good take on the Sherlock story.  

Are you referring to “adults” and “children” as merely different peer groups you absolute creep?

Remember that time I said it was like you have to fire off dumb takes or you’ll die?

What are three words that have never been in my kitchen?

More like vice viscera, amirite?

This deliberately contrarian “let’s shit on everything” attitude of yours is real appealing.

You don’t like anything do you?

I almost spit out my coffee. 

Yet another snowflake who thinks there was a time when art and politics were somehow separate.

Apparently, there’s a small thermal exhaust port that leads straight to the reactor system. It’s a crazy design flaw in the system that the wrong guy discovered.

Lemme tell ya a little story about directing. I was supervising reshoots on The Mandalorian. Never once touched my per diem. Went to craft services, got blue milk, some bacon, couple of radishes... Baby Yoda, I had a stew goin!

And now he has a stomach ache.

Say what you will about the Ultimate Alliance games (they were repetitive, slow, overlong, and pretty dumb, for example), but they delivered on the “superheroes whale on supervillains” premise. They likewise could not make Iron Man a fun character - it’s like a white whale of gaming - but when Hulk grabs a goon and

Exactly, Rian Johnson gave Finn an arc in TLJ. At the beginning of TLJ, all he cares about is looking after himself and Rey and tying to stay out of the conflict. His whole arc though the movie is learning he cannot avoid picking a side and he must fight against tyranny.