We never saw it coming. After the 593rd time Trump said “Who?” when reminded of Tiffany’s existence, Tiffany turned out to be the one who stabbed him to death in a rage with a Trump™ brand steak knife.

This is a Serious opportunity for Yahoo.

As an Australian, I resemble that remark.

Whoever is still tweeting off his account is a straight up ghoul.

I have literally said to people that, when you say “Yeah but young and healthy people will be fine,” you’re also saying, “ONLY young healthy people deserve to live,” and that makes you sound like a fuckin’ eugenecist.

BONG

It’s MIND BLOWING. My sister has an autoimmune condition. My mom is in remission from leukemia. I have high blood pressure. So people (including some in my own family) think it’s totally cool if we all just die? Even tho we WOULDNT BE DYING otherwise??

Since it’s a show about kids and for kids, why not give it a more kid-friendly title like oh, say “Billy and the Cloneasaurus”?

I mean, Trump himself obviously made his various family members into horcruxes.

As someone with Type 1 Diabetes, the “but-but-they have underlying conditions!” argument is so frustrating to me.

Clearly he is a powerful necromancer and has become a lich. All we have to do is locate his phylactery before ending his unlife. Otherwise, his body will just reform.

Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous

Things are finally looking up for old Gil!

As an amateur Nolanologist, I’ve come to the conclusion he gets his plot motives from a small set of anxieties. Underneath the pseudo-cerebral exterior, he’s an innocently personal filmmaker who loves James Bond movies and airplanes. He is, in modern parlance, a classic dad and total wife guy. Also note that while…

Bingo Lingfucker!

Well put!

Alexis rolls with the punches with such ease that you can definitely see how she escaped the Yakuza in heels or stayed with her Saudi boyfriend for like, half a regime change. (I love her. And if there’s ever a Christmas special reunion, I really really hope it involves Alexis getting EVERYTHING she wants.)

Schitt’s Creek has really AD fall out of grace for me a bit.  It’s still funny, obviously, with great performances, but when you look at the growth of the Rose family and how deep the characterization goes, it makes the Bluths look depressingly shallow.